I'd be keen to buy one...
Is this acceptable? Just moved the shell up a couple of inches



It's nice, but it does have norks in - sorry.

EDIT - I apologise for the nipples! Surely one can see the same in a daily newspaper though.

From the What I found in my Kinder Egg challenge. See all 442 entries (closed)

( Ambiguous, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 15:20, archived)

Oi.
Nipplige.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 15:21, archived)

those aren't
nipples!

etc in a Crocodile Dundee kinda way
( Jadeviper has just posted for the first time since 2008, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 15:22, archived)

Isn't that fron the porn version
Cockadile Cumdee.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 15:24, archived)

wasn't that a marvel comic?

( martian, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 15:25, archived)

enough
with this madness.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 15:25, archived)

Yeah,
he was in that alternatice Marvel Universe "Crisis in Infinite Beds" or something.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 15:27, archived)

is that
not a bit NSFW, i see nips

I was wanking as I wrote that
( Sammo, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 15:21, archived)

nsfw
should be a clicky, shurely?

not that I care; I'm working from home today
( monster monster monster monster monster, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 15:21, archived)

Is that NSFW?
Is this?



No-one minded last night.
( Baz Fuck off, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 15:21, archived)

hahahahaha
stop it you!
( Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 15:24, archived)

is this nsfw?
yes.

...thought so.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 15:26, archived)

yes

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 15:27, archived)

:O
well my eyes are bleeding...
( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 15:28, archived)

wtf my media player was playing a song
i pee freshed and as soon as i saw that a fog horn played.. and wouldnt shut up...!
( ? .[]D.[].[]0[].[]D. ?, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 15:22, archived)

Ding Dong
Honk!
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 15:22, archived)

parp

( ? .[]D.[].[]0[].[]D. ?, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 15:24, archived)

er,
could you make it a link, i dont want to get fired

(mind you, a pair of norks on my monitor is the least of my worries:)
( monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 15:22, archived)

Is Melinda Messenger still sexy
after she was on Celebrity Big Brother and turned out to be some sort of uber-Mumsie type?
( Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 15:23, archived)

I
would, and then she could cut your hair, or make your tea w00
( Sammo, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 15:24, archived)

Maybe I'm weird
but someone with the intellect of a potato is never going to be sexy.
( Baz Fuck off, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 15:24, archived)

She's actually quite smart*.
Did the modelling thing for a few years -- norkage for just a few months -- to get some cash, then chucked it all and went to university.

(*Yes, she took some nonsense degree like Philosophy. And yes, she did marry someone called Wayne. But still, by page3 standards she's Einstein ...)
( 0% Interest is Googling for splectrum, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 15:28, archived)

hey,
I did philosophy.

*thinks*

Right, yes - i see your point.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 15:31, archived)

That was surprisingly decisive
for a philosopher.
( 0% Interest is Googling for splectrum, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 15:32, archived)

She's gotta degree
in philosophy
( dirty barry, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 15:28, archived)

Feh.

( Baz Fuck off, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 15:30, archived)

But
so have I...
( Ijon Tichy, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 15:32, archived)

Yeah, me too
and Ricky Gervais
( dirty barry, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 15:35, archived)

No.
Especially those 'eat an apple through a tennis racket' teeth.
( pxyzyzygy, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 15:25, archived)

she could
smother me.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 15:25, archived)

she never has been exactly sexy
some people exude sex appeal and some just have nice curves, she is the latter.
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 15:26, archived)

that's pretty much what i was going to say
she's a right munter
( evil pixie, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 15:27, archived)

she is a
Buddhist too
(@man dinner dinner dinner dinner, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 15:30, archived)

'she's a right munter'
is so much funnier than what he said. oddly enough, i've met her. she was quite nice.
( martian, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 15:31, archived)

are you Ned Sherrin?
name dropper:)
( monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 15:37, archived)

what's wrong
with being mumsie??
( Jadeviper has just posted for the first time since 2008, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 15:38, archived)