From the What I found in my Kinder Egg challenge. See all 442 entries (closed)

( Kaiser, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:11, archived)

oh
good god.
( stouffer, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:12, archived)

eggse
or sheepse i guess
ewwwwwwwwwww btw :D
( biscuits_alive is totally trying to evolve his head off over here, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:12, archived)

hahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahaha.

that is all.
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:12, archived)

hehehehehehehhe!!

( Reckless_Rik, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:13, archived)

TO THE MAX
:)
( pippy is a truck, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:15, archived)

watch it!

( Reckless_Rik, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:17, archived)

WANK IT!

( slight yoinks!, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:20, archived)

WANK IT HARD!
/gamesmaster
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:21, archived)

Is that someone climbing out of an egg
or are they those hands?
( Baz Fuck off, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:13, archived)

( martian, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:14, archived)

I have a great idea for a goatse pic
which I will execute tonight.
( Baz Fuck off, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:15, archived)

can we not just
execute that pic?
( JustHere, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:16, archived)

Trust me
it'll be quite good and not nasty.



Well, sort of.
( Baz Fuck off, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:17, archived)

I'm sorry
is this Baz "I'm a cunt" Baz saying "trust me"?

scary!
( JustHere, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:19, archived)

"Trust me,
I'm a cunt."

No. 3 in a series of unlikely chat-up lines.
( Baz Fuck off, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:25, archived)

it's when your dentist says it
as he's putting you under anaesthetic, mysteriously brandishing a sink plunger, that you have to worry...
( martian, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:38, archived)

*shudders*

( Mond, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:17, archived)

can we execute you
in return?
( martian, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:18, archived)

Haha.
You made the some joke as JustHere, but later and it wasn't as funny.
( Baz Fuck off, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:19, archived)

not the same
he wants to kill the pic. i want to kill you. unless you're saying that you are the pic.

did you just confess to being goatse?
( martian, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:21, archived)

Yes.
But not in a literal sense.
( Baz Fuck off, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:24, archived)

Don't be silly
we've all known that he is a huge arse for ages.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:24, archived)

Yeah, yeah.
And you're a seven-stomached ruminant.
( Baz Fuck off, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:25, archived)

Actually no,

( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:26, archived)

i was going to ask this myself.
??
(itchy_ring, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:15, archived)

with
a username like that?
( Reckless_Rik, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:20, archived)

aaaarrrrggghhhh!
mummy - make the bad man go away!
( youknowyouloveit, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:13, archived)

sweet
jesus
( martian, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:13, archived)

classic
response!
( Reckless_Rik, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:15, archived)

Good lord
Just wondering- has anyone ever made a goatse hands kit? For those who want to use the goatse hands without first peeling them from Mr Goatse's behind?
( I'm Dreaming of a Noit Christmas, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:14, archived)

if they
have, I want one!
( Reckless_Rik, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:15, archived)

no
if you must use them you've got to cut them out yourself.
( new_matt, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:15, archived)

That would be great.
Then we could have a lot more goatse-parody posts!
( Baz Fuck off, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:15, archived)

sarky
cunt!
( Reckless_Rik, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:16, archived)

Good points
I can't really argue with either of them.
( Baz Fuck off, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:17, archived)

I think i'll make it myself then
unless someone less pure than me wants to do it first.
( I'm Dreaming of a Noit Christmas, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:17, archived)

If you want to make a goatse picture
you should have to stick your head up his arse before being allowed to. Why make it easier for the bastards?
( dutchbint, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:16, archived)

No!
if you wish to use goatse, you must first stare into the face of the devil.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:16, archived)

wonderfully phrased

( martian, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:19, archived)

Surely
the _eye_ of the devil?
(Insanity, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:21, archived)

brown
eye?
( youknowyouloveit, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:23, archived)

*Burp*
I'm just back from lunch with the bearcub. I can confirm that he is the most beautiful baby in the world. I also ate far too much and need a nap.
( dutchbint, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:15, archived)

I hope
he paid
( Reckless_Rik, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:15, archived)

Ooo, someone sounds broody.

( Baz Fuck off, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:16, archived)

Broody?
Fat chance. Lustful, perhaps...
( dutchbint, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:17, archived)

you
sicko!

I`m phoning the Met
( Reckless_Rik, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:18, archived)

Tut tut.
Lusting after babies? It's political correctness gone mad.
( Baz Fuck off, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:19, archived)

I was introduced
as his girlfriend. So I think it's OK.
( dutchbint, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:21, archived)

Splendid,

( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:17, archived)

hazzah!
world full of love!

...and you're talking about thebearcub in a goatse thread...
( martian, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:19, archived)

which might make the
thread acceptable...
( dutchbint, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:27, archived)

I'm going to see him soon : )
and I will be able to agree that he's the most beautiful baby in the world now that the ratbag is a toddler : )
( Jadeviper has just posted for the first time since 2008, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:20, archived)

The ratbag is undoubtedly
the most beautiful and intelligent toddler in the world. Even though I've never met her.
( dutchbint, Thu 24 Jul 2003, 14:28, archived)