hobbo darts
kill all the hobbos

From the Executive Toy challenge. See all 125 entries (closed)

(brain, Fri 28 Jun 2002, 15:12, archived)

On a totally
unfunny note I heard of a tramp who was killed by kids throwing a watermellon off a block of flats.
(thediscokingpin, Fri 28 Jun 2002, 15:21, archived)

what's unfunny about that?
hehehe
( pickledpizza born again, well happy. New me, woo!, Fri 28 Jun 2002, 15:24, archived)

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
splat-ooooooffff

Must have made a great chalk outline- whats tramp and whats mellon?
(thediscokingpin, Fri 28 Jun 2002, 15:28, archived)

you're gonna burn in hell
.
( beardman, Fri 28 Jun 2002, 15:29, archived)

Kids
are evil little shits. I hate them.
I had my windscreen cracked at 70mph by some little bastard throwing stones at traffic on the A5. I live in fear of some stupid little fucker dropping a brick off an M1 bridge.
Hapened to a driver of a train my mate was the guard on. Nasty, although he was on the other side of the train to where it came in, so it missed him.
( tomsk, Fri 28 Jun 2002, 15:28, archived)

I had another bad thing happen
with the evil kids who walk past our office... :(
I shouted though. I shouted and smacked the glass in front of their faces (they were pressing their faces to the glass and making silly noises) and I threatened them, and they ran away, still giggling. I hate them.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 28 Jun 2002, 15:32, archived)

take pictures next time
so we can all take the piss
( rogan, Fri 28 Jun 2002, 15:51, archived)

will it not just reflect off the glass?
I would otherwise.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 28 Jun 2002, 15:59, archived)

fair point
inside looking out might not need a flash though.
maybe you should just print out the 'jeff says you're all cunts' post and put it in the window for them to see :)
( rogan, Fri 28 Jun 2002, 16:06, archived)

I got a bottle lobbed at me on my bike
I caught one of them and 'spoke' to him with the contents of my toolbag.

You've no idea the damage you can do with a set of allen keys.
(thediscokingpin, Fri 28 Jun 2002, 15:32, archived)

I remeber
I saw this thing on the telly about some blokes dressed in white beating up a tramp.
Oh wait, that was Clockwork Orange.
(Maels, Fri 28 Jun 2002, 15:40, archived)