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# Oh, that's what Maximise and Minimise does!

(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:01, archived)
# ohhhhh
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:01, archived)
# arf!
(martian, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:02, archived)
# Woo!
I wish my monitor maximised.
(Fiz, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:04, archived)
# "click here for extra inches"?
(martian, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:04, archived)
# so it's you
that sends me all of those is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:07, archived)
# and do i get so much as a
fucking postcard in return...?
(martian, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:08, archived)
# Do you know what the postage to Mars is?
No?

It's a lot.

edit: although, oddly, it's less now than it has been for about 5,000 years. Look in the sky to the south-east and you can see it. It's all red and glowy.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:10, archived)
# with post cards you can just use
one of those 'worldwide' stamps.
(martian, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:10, archived)
# I'm sure I needn't point out
the inherent flaw in that suggestion.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:11, archived)
#
:o))
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:10, archived)
# I wish my....
no, never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:07, archived)
# Just
sit closer.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:06, archived)
# i don't need no stinking kde.
i love evilwm.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:02, archived)
# excellent.
on a fishier note, who stole my cattlefish?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:02, archived)
# cattlefish
rustlers.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:04, archived)
# THEY STOLE MY CATTLEFISH!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:08, archived)
# It's been rounded up
by wrangler-fish riding seahorses.
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:05, archived)
# evening
i have a brand new laptop, but it is in a cardboard box which i cannot open for a week. this makes me irate.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:04, archived)
# I have
a brand new combine harvester.
Oh arhh.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:04, archived)
# that's wonderful
just in time for the harvest, too.
i'd love a combine harvester myself.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:05, archived)
#
lend me the key.
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:05, archived)
# by the time you get to use it, it will be obsolete
(Armer Farmer, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:05, archived)
# by the time it had left the shop
it was time to throw it in the bin.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:06, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaamen brother!
Praise the Lord! Testify!
(Armer Farmer, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:08, archived)
# By the time I get to Phoenix
It'll be rising!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:10, archived)
# will you not developt hands
for another week or something?

this is a 0% serious question
(vork and burlap, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:08, archived)
# a level results day in a week
if i don't get to uni, it's refundable if the box isn't even opened. at least the guy in the shop said so.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:12, archived)
# haven't you got an offer from oxford?
you are definitely going to a uni.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:14, archived)
# yes i have
but my insurance is still only ABB, and i hear the OCR board have fucked up again this year.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:22, archived)
# ah i see
i'm on my semi-new laptop now

i'm developing cancer of the thighs
(vork and burlap, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:15, archived)
# Rah!
That's fab!
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:04, archived)
# I don't care what anyone else says
I think that's great.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:06, archived)
# Thanx
very much indeed :)
all of you.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 7 Aug 2003, 1:11, archived)