Well:
This: www.mzoo.com/images/cresnewt.jpg

Or this:

www.hcontrst.force9.co.uk/images/tc2.jpg

Newts don't seem to display much emotion.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:17, archived)

You're a star
thanks!
( Banana, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:19, archived)

Tell me that you love me and you want to pay my rent.
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(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:20, archived)