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# have you noticed how the '... for dummies' bookseries got outta hand?
b3ta for dummies
what next?
squirrels for dummies
(I helped save b3ta! pieceoplastic.com CEO, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 16:55, archived)
# JUst image this substiruion in your mine,.....*oooohmmmm*
s/Roasting Squriells/Bandwagon/
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 16:56, archived)
# i was looking at the patch site and got confused
what exactly do i need to do
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 16:57, archived)
# run windows update
that should sort it.
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 17:12, archived)
# roasting squirrels FAQ:
1) how should i roast my squirrel?
fire

2) what should i do with the bones?
eat them

3) i burnt my squirrel! what should i do now?
there's plenty more squirrels in the tree
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Wed 13 Aug 2003, 16:57, archived)
# roast a kitten!
squirrels for dummies
(I helped save b3ta! pieceoplastic.com CEO, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 16:59, archived)
# I know someone
who eats squirrels. Says they are nice.
But you can get a BSE variant from them.
(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 17:01, archived)
# they're
a bit salty, very filling though... they go well with some marinade and such and such
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Wed 13 Aug 2003, 17:05, archived)
# pea roast
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 16:58, archived)
# manbears
for
dummies?
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Wed 13 Aug 2003, 16:59, archived)
# lol
Woo yay i like that
(Bodphrah, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 17:02, archived)
# Mannequins?
Perhaps that should be spelling for dummies.
(I helped save b3ta! Canker, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 17:05, archived)
# nicely done.
just a little thread jack.

anyone here work in the magazine industry?

i'm on the look out for a new job.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 16:59, archived)
# i do

WH smith
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 17:00, archived)
# of course, i am the editor for the
catfish times, but you won't have heard of that.. sewerfish thing...
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Wed 13 Aug 2003, 17:01, archived)
# Kind of
Our other office publishes a "few"* magazines, although I work in directories.


*shitloads
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 17:02, archived)
# really.
know of any jobs?

whats the location?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 17:03, archived)
# Sutton
There's probably loads. it's a huge company.
What sort of thing are you looking for?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 17:04, archived)
# sutton?
looking to do something like assistant AD or assistant sub ed.

but more on the design & layout side rather then the administration side.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 17:07, archived)
# Doesn't look like there's much on the editorial side at the minute
Actually you can access all our jobs too
www.reedbusiness.co.uk/rb2_careers/rb2_careers.asp
Keep an eye out, you never know!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 17:14, archived)
# Aye, i will do.
cheers for looking.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 17:16, archived)
# I used to live
opposite that building. Sutton is a major shithole though...
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 17:08, archived)
# My sister lived near there too
She's now moved to carshalton beeches, and so is officially posh.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 17:10, archived)
# I used to live there too
it's gone downhill since I left...;p
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 17:26, archived)
# yeah
my sister moved in.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 17:35, archived)
# what's a thread jack then?
i wish i worked for a magazine. are you recruiting?
(I helped save b3ta! pieceoplastic.com CEO, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 17:03, archived)
# no, looking.


threadjack, is where someone hijacks the thread for their own means.

more user friendly then wasteing threads.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 17:04, archived)
# looking at a magazine?
nice!
did not mean to hog the thread, did i
(I helped save b3ta! pieceoplastic.com CEO, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 17:06, archived)
# yes.
it's a copy of 40+

it has your mum in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 17:07, archived)
# oh how i wish i had studied that
pharcyde track better
(I helped save b3ta! pieceoplastic.com CEO, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 17:10, archived)
# yes
you would have discovered that it's by The Pharcyde...
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 17:27, archived)
# yeah sure
why do i always mix these two up?
(I helped save b3ta! pieceoplastic.com CEO, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 18:28, archived)
# Bandwagons
For Fun and Profit
(Dekker, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 17:02, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 17:05, archived)
# that's very good
that is
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 17:11, archived)
# wow!
i likeee!!!
(I helped save b3ta! pieceoplastic.com CEO, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 17:11, archived)
# This troubles me
Bioinformatics for Dummies?
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 17:10, archived)
# i agree....
some of the titles in the ".. for dummies" series are quite troubling
my favorite: alzheimer's for dummies huh, what did you just say?
(I helped save b3ta! pieceoplastic.com CEO, Wed 13 Aug 2003, 17:13, archived)