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# Start walking
fire, brimstone etc
(, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 11:42, archived)
# ..
I've never wanted to go to heaven, ever since that Philadelphia advert convinced me that angel lasses are fat and minging.
(, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 11:44, archived)
# And besides
Who needs to go there when you can buy a little taste of it?

Philadelphia is good.
(, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 11:46, archived)
# Fuck no.
Heaven's full of Christians. Sounds like hell to me. Or maybe my hell will be full of Christians.
(, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 11:50, archived)
# Everybody knows
That hell is for muslims.
(, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 11:51, archived)