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Apologies
(Barry Bethal, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 14:51, archived)

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( supermoore: HUNG, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 14:53, archived)

TJ
I need suggestions as to what to have for breakfast (I know it's 2:55pm, stop looking at me like that - I'm unemployed, alright?).

I'm considering a McCain's Micro Pizza.

Oh, and could someone nip to the shop and get some cigs for me? There's a love, ta.
(vork and Hitler, sitting in a tree, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 14:56, archived)

Tell me what ingredients you have
and I'll tell you what to cook.

And I'll pop round with the fags later, ok?
( dr_fonz, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 14:57, archived)

I have
3 McCain's Micro Pizzas
2 eggs
2 pints of milk
Some Coco Pops (not enough for a decent bowl)
Half a litre of export strength smirnoff
(vork and Hitler, sitting in a tree, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 14:58, archived)

fuck mccains
go for a coco pop ommlet[sic]
(snitchell, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 15:01, archived)

lol

( popt_art, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 15:04, archived)

i like your
thinking, soldier
(vork and Hitler, sitting in a tree, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 15:09, archived)

Fuck em all!
Start with the vodka and don't stop.
( dr_fonz, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 15:05, archived)

FUCK THEM ALL HARD!
Can't... got to drive my folks to the airport later.

Actually, fuck it.

"You'll have to get the neighbours to take you, I can't drive you, I'm fucking cunted."
(vork and Hitler, sitting in a tree, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 15:08, archived)

have a
cigarette, a cup of espresso and an extremely sugary pastry
then inject heroin in to your eye
( Spoon, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 14:57, archived)

make it a menthol ciggie
and you don't even have to clean your teeth!
( LP, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 14:59, archived)

oh my
that's inspired
(vork and Hitler, sitting in a tree, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 15:00, archived)

you'll
burn your mouth if you have one of them...
( Jadeviper wants to make songs with people, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 14:57, archived)

i think you will find
that i enjoy them frozen*

* lie
(vork and Hitler, sitting in a tree, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 15:00, archived)

bah! fucking mcCains!
i took out one of my crowns on a micro wing.
bastards
(snitchell, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 14:58, archived)

chewing
micro-lite aircraft is dangerous to your teeth!

*FACT*
( MrHaze likes to poo, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 15:01, archived)