My first entry?
How do i enter the competition... what are the rules and stuff? And what do i win?

Heres one I threw together.


From the Photoshop the Klan challenge. See all 617 entries (closed)

(NiGHTS, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:48, archived)

your questions answered in chronological order....
Yes.
Edit your message and change the 'This is a:' menu to the klan compo.
There are no rules - other than make it your own work and don't be too offensive.
You win fuck all.
(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:49, archived)

I had to laugh
"don`t be too offensive" with this competition!
( Reckless_Rik, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:52, archived)

i should have
italicised the 'too'
(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:52, archived)

right go to edit
then theres a drop down menu next to this is:

select photoshop a klan pic and you've entered the comp

you win if some lurking tosser thinks it's good and votes for it

you win fuck all but you do get adoration of the b3tan ladies*

*may not be true
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:49, archived)

most b3tan men already
have the adoration of the b3tan ladies

I have my own exceptions and he already knows I don't like him
( Roxy_Hart is taking advantage of you all, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:54, archived)

I'm just great
mwah to me
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:56, archived)

i dont
*sniffle*
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:58, archived)

You have mine

( Roxy_Hart is taking advantage of you all, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:00, archived)

yay

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:03, archived)

absolutely
no one adores me. woohoo! :)
(kerouac, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:59, archived)

furious choclate
On the board i administer, i have a picture editing competition, but everyone is pitiful at it. So since it was my idea in the first place, i told them i would not participate, just moderate.

How many pics could i enter in the "challenge"?
(NiGHTS, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:08, archived)

one half of one picture per challenge.
therefore, you are obligated to sit out the next one.
(kerouac, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:11, archived)

Firstly
add a width="300" qualifier to your html for those with diddy screens, then edit the post and choose the relevant challenge from the "This is a.." drop-down box.
( supermoore: HUNG, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:49, archived)

ass
width = 300?

fuck that`s BIG!
( Reckless_Rik, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:51, archived)

I like big butts

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:52, archived)

talk about bumcakes
my girl's got 'em
( verbal, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:53, archived)

and i cannot lie
my husband has downloaded that as his ring tone...
( Roxy_Hart is taking advantage of you all, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:53, archived)

even
white boys got to shout.
(kerouac, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:01, archived)

eh?
;)
( supermoore: HUNG, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:52, archived)

grr
:-p
( Reckless_Rik, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:58, archived)

ass a width?

(Chorlton, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:52, archived)

There's a drop down menu
select the one that says photoshopped klan...edit your post
The rules are it has to have something to do with the challenge
( Roxy_Hart is taking advantage of you all, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:49, archived)

You're lovely
despite the red hair
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:53, archived)

you utter bastard
:)
( Roxy_Hart is taking advantage of you all, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:54, archived)

it's not really a competition, just a challenge.
No rules, i don't think, except that it should apply to the challenge.
You win the admiration of fellow b3tans and a bag of toenail clippings.
( cwethan, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:51, archived)

Can you tell me what on earth your picture is?
you might wanna try cropping it
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:51, archived)

I tell ya
I cropped it.

Its a desert, and a few guys wearing haloween costumes, and 2 brothers waiting for a bus.
(NiGHTS, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:05, archived)

Reply
K, now what?

(btw, this forum moves super darn quick)
(NiGHTS, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:52, archived)

oi!! no swearing!!
;)
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:54, archived)

this isn't quick, this is just standard
you wanna try being around about 2pm on a friday, then you'll know what quick is
( evil pixie, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:55, archived)

yeah
i left for 10 minutes to get a twix and a coke and it was all change.
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:55, archived)

i went downstairs just now for a hot chocolate
and 2/3 of the board had disappeared. but i like it like this, gives a feeling of closeness and you don't have to sit there for ages waiting for someone to reply
( evil pixie, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:58, archived)

but when
your in a conversation with someone it gets mightily annoying. not that that happens cos no one likes me here.
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:01, archived)

this is true
but then there's always m3ss3ng3r
( evil pixie, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:03, archived)

umm..
Yeah, it moves fast... is there some sort of IRC channel i could use instead of a web browser?
(NiGHTS, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:04, archived)

no
we tried IRC and it failed.
( evil pixie, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:05, archived)

what now?
you sit around and do bugger all or comment on other pictures and stuff.
it's easy once you get into the swing of things
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 20:56, archived)

make sure you randomly insult
someone too

for instance, you could call me an 'utter cunt'

go for it, it's fun
(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:00, archived)

you utter cunt
feeling better already
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:01, archived)

and
so am i


tis the way of b3ta
(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:02, archived)

Im about to insult some1
OK. You are @#$% !@#$%

Is that good?
(NiGHTS, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:02, archived)

no
you seem to have hit some random character keys and left out the swearing part there. try again
( evil pixie, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:03, archived)

you forgot to
call him a cuntstick
(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:05, archived)

ok
You are some sort of pickle!

And look what i could do
*moves body slightly*

SO THERE!
(NiGHTS, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:06, archived)