Southern gent, military sounding name....
...you do the maths:

( sick_boy, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 11:40, archived)

Oh look,
another KFC compo entry.
( Mr Peet the Pastafarian, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 11:41, archived)

Cunt off fucknuts!

( sick_boy, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 11:42, archived)

cunt off?
must use that.
( Banana, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 11:42, archived)

comes in handy...
....when fuck just isn't enough.
( sick_boy, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 11:44, archived)

I like
'Get fisted'.
( charliedontsurf, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 11:51, archived)

Hehehehe
I like raising the index finger accompanied by the shouting of 'Smell Yer Ma'. You can use Da too if you want to be really dirty.
( sick_boy, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 11:53, archived)

I would then raise my fist (in a fisting motion)
and say "aye...an' smell yer Gran!"
(great cthulhu, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 12:00, archived)

I would then point at my elbow....
....and mutter something about your sister.
( sick_boy, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 12:03, archived)

.
Language, Timothy...
(Crowscar, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 11:43, archived)

Hey now...
be fluffy :)
( watashi-wa Evenin'!, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 11:42, archived)

Pearost
because I should be doing English work-

( Whillow, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 12:12, archived)