You fool
That was Dustin Hoffman. He's amazing isn't he?
(T1, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:15, archived)

No,
clearly not, Dustin Hoffman does not have knockers the size of bowling balls.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:16, archived)

Who empties the dustbins in Hollywood?
Dustbin Hoffman.

My coat? Thank you.
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 13:17, archived)