Kill it before it kills you.

It's tiny. It's cute.
It will peck your spleen out and steal your kittens.
Clikbig for full horror.
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sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Wed 27 Aug 2003, 5:52,
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i have no kittens
and my spleen is well vented
i do not fear this... abomination
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vork and burlap, Wed 27 Aug 2003, 5:54,
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Didn't think it would bother you
as the windows on your spleen are gaping constantly.
May your bravado never be misplaced.
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sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Wed 27 Aug 2003, 5:57,
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My bravado
is kept safely in the compartment under my shed
away from the prying eyes
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vork and burlap, Wed 27 Aug 2003, 6:00,
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Well I'll make a note of that
and remind you should you forget.
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sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Wed 27 Aug 2003, 6:01,
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NOOOOOO!!
Not the kittens! Take me!!! 'Breaks down and crys' ......
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Holsinki, Wed 27 Aug 2003, 14:46,
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that is
wooyaying beautiful!
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Mutey, Wed 27 Aug 2003, 18:34,
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