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ps. next person to make an 8 mile premake gets a personal cyberkick from me

edit/
1) that comment isn't saying the 8 miles aren't funny, i'm saying that there have been loads of them already and it's only the first day.

2) it's a fucking joke!

From the Hollywood Premakes challenge. See all 601 entries (closed)

( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Fri 29 Aug 2003, 15:29, archived)

yeah but
2 be fair yours isnt funny either
(Ludwig van B3ta-hoven i'm tired of this room & every1 in it., Fri 29 Aug 2003, 15:30, archived)

And
what gives you the authority on whats funny and not, eh? eh?
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 15:31, archived)

erm...
who asked u?
(Ludwig van B3ta-hoven i'm tired of this room & every1 in it., Fri 29 Aug 2003, 15:31, archived)

we could ask
the same of you
( evil pixie, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 15:32, archived)

everyone

( dutchbint, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 15:32, archived)

Bluddy hell,
Where have all the twats come from today?
(Trousers_of_time, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 15:32, archived)

He was saying that
since you've contributed fuck all to this board, then you've got a bit of a fucking nerve criticising other people's work. And learn to fucking spell.

Edit: fucking.
( Baz Fuck off, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 15:33, archived)

yeah,
what he said.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 15:33, archived)

No, seriously Baz,
just speak your mind. Don't hold back.
( Matazone Nine and a half years? Poot., Fri 29 Aug 2003, 15:34, archived)

Nah.
this is the new softer me.
( Baz Fuck off, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 15:37, archived)

..pussy
*cough*
(icedragon, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 15:38, archived)

You missed out
the 'y' and the 'o'.
( Matazone Nine and a half years? Poot., Fri 29 Aug 2003, 15:33, archived)

It's my
god given right to interfere.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 15:33, archived)

it'll
never stand up in court
( rogan, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 15:34, archived)

Well, I certainly proved the judge wrong on that count!
But unfortunately, they then got me for "contempt of court" and "lewd and immoral behaviour".
( Baz Fuck off, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 15:36, archived)

It will
if I use splints.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 15:37, archived)

Fuck off cunty boy!

( sick_boy, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 15:34, archived)

you've angered the board!
we're not big on criticising other people's pictures, so when people do that it tends to raise some hackles. play nicely and everyone will be nice...

although to be fair the comment under the picture is a bit arsey
( rogan, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 15:37, archived)

yeah but
You can't spell "to".
( dogsbollocks, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 15:32, archived)

I smiled at it
which is more than your post made me do. *puts up dukes in queen's rules stance*
( Matazone Nine and a half years? Poot., Fri 29 Aug 2003, 15:32, archived)

*Ding Ding*
round one
(Alpen, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 15:33, archived)

*Ding Dong*
pizza's here.
( dogsbollocks, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 15:34, archived)

Sod the fight
I'm having pizza. Hurrah.
( Matazone Nine and a half years? Poot., Fri 29 Aug 2003, 15:35, archived)

Iiiiiiiin
the blue corner, weighing in with a couple of FP's and a few newsletter appearences is Mata...
( Matazone Nine and a half years? Poot., Fri 29 Aug 2003, 15:35, archived)

Would have gone for men in sepia myself,
but yours is nice too.
( charliedontsurf, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 15:34, archived)

But
how many more 'colour vs black & white' puns can we take? Eh?

Let's just try to be cuddly... the judge will sort out the wheat from the chaff!
( wrightbyname - correct by nature, Fri 29 Aug 2003, 15:56, archived)