Witchcraft, Battles, Marital Problems, Shagging and Lemon Squeezing - Rated VD


From the Hollywood Premakes challenge. See all 601 entries (closed)

(Smudger Angel Heart, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 18:24, archived)

Today
i just can't fucking hummus!

God knows i've tried, but I can't.
( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 18:25, archived)

Let us tempt you whilst we tarry a while at
the minibar.
(Smudger Angel Heart, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 18:28, archived)

hummus, hummus

what does hummus mean?
(brioche, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 18:42, archived)

ZEPPELIN RULES!
I only need Coda, In Through The Out Door and Houses Of The Holy to complete my collection now. Christ, I'm 15 and I'm living 30 years ago....
( Whillow, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 18:27, archived)

It's like half the rock music made in the 30 years since
But you're just cutting out the middlemen ;)
(Astatine, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 18:28, archived)

Give us a D
Give us an Arkness

/Les Paul
(Smudger Angel Heart, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 18:31, archived)

Saw them at Download
They blew off what was left of my bollocks after seeing Maiden the night before, never enjoyed watching a performance like that before, or seen anyone enjoy performing so much. Disapointed with the album though.
( Whillow, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 18:34, archived)

The Darkness
suck the sweat off dead donkeys' balls.

Well, I think they're awful, anyway.
(Astatine, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 18:34, archived)

What the hell is wrong with you people?

( LIKWID, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 18:37, archived)

Nothing wrong with me.
When did I become several people?
(Astatine, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 18:38, archived)

I am 43 and work with another keyboard player aged 33
and our lead guitarist is 23. We could fit you in if you lie about your age.
(Smudger Angel Heart, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 18:30, archived)

I'd also have to lie
about my guitar playing too...
I'm actually looking to start a new band that'll be kind of Radiohead meets Pink Floyd, but I need some people round here who aren't so fucking afraid to experiment and screw around, even if it does sound crap. And I want someone who can play synth- anyone know where I can download a decent program for one in the meantime?
( Whillow, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 18:32, archived)

Have you a sequencer programme?
If so you can download VST plugins at

www.sampletank.com lots of synth/drums etc
www.amplitube.com working demo of kicking amp/fx/speaker

drop me a line at progrotech@btopenworld.com
(Smudger Angel Heart, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 18:37, archived)

true / richtig / {insert correct french for true here}
zeppelin does rock.

also on a threadjacking note does any one know whats wrong with my PC? when ever a new window is created from inside IE (by clicking a hyperlink or java etc) it appears but remains blank.
( Paper Tiger, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 18:32, archived)

Um...
The problem is you're still using IE ;)

No, seriously, I don't know.
(Astatine, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 18:35, archived)

Vrai

( Roxy_Hart is taking advantage of you all, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 18:37, archived)

woo
i got it right before i edited after a moment of doubt.
( Paper Tiger, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 18:39, archived)

That is assuming
That I got it right as well :)
( Roxy_Hart is taking advantage of you all, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 18:41, archived)