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[challenge entry] Why?


My first post here ;)

From the Hollywood Premakes challenge. See all 595 entries (closed)

(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:26, archived)
# you're
or is this in a 'your all gay' gag kinda way?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:28, archived)
# Oh Piss off
you pedantic bastard!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:29, archived)
# its actualy one of the unwritten rules.
if someone uses "your" incorrectly, we have to correct them, and if someone uses "you're" correctly, we have to tell them it shoudl be "your". a Catch-22, in a way
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:31, archived)
# he hee
ANNND, when someone tells you to piss off for perpetuating the loop...you have to correct them too!

Cheers OrIsIt ;-)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:33, archived)
# I read that
as penetrating
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:33, archived)
# you were
penetrating when you read that?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:38, archived)
# If
you like
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:42, archived)
# yarrrr all gay
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:33, archived)
# when cliches collide
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:38, archived)
# That sounds like
some bad Sky1 tv show!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:40, archived)
# it's on on wednesday
presented by Steve "Steve Penk" Penk.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:42, archived)
# i hate
that cunt
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:44, archived)
# argh
that bloke is almost as irritating as the dell advert salesman
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:44, archived)
# he
is, but not as irritating as the man from the link adverts, or crabs.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:46, archived)
# well
man from link ad

never had crabs

as they are too small to penetrate
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:51, archived)
# Your All Blokes
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:40, archived)
# argh
no, I just got my last case of bloke cleared up

off to the doctors with me
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:41, archived)
# :-D
What if you use you're in the wrong way?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:37, archived)
# What if we just
forgot about vowels and grammar completely?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:46, archived)
# k
fnewth m sndstht
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:00, archived)
# Welcome! :)
Nice work on the wording there!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:28, archived)
# Hi Collatallie,
What's the word on the European Currency Arse?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:30, archived)
# Or...
...the currency Susan.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:31, archived)
# what do you get
for 100 susans?
Or is it not a decimal currency.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:33, archived)
# another small dumpy susan
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:34, archived)
# And
I so nearly went for Susan too...
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:33, archived)
# probably best to stick
to the traceys
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:35, archived)
# or
the frequency kenneth
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:33, archived)
# Monster
!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:34, archived)
# indeed
must go and find that now for a late-night listen...
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:35, archived)
# Up 22
Tangerines, resting against a milk float.
Chris.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:34, archived)
# Do you know what...
I'm going to start a campaign...

here & now....

to get BBC/Talkback
to release all 'The Day Today's
on DVD

(with the mini Wednesday night ones
as extras!)

anyone wanna help....?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:40, archived)
# I'll help.
I have them all on VHS if that helps at all?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:43, archived)
# I heard a rumour it was going to happen...
..but issues with Chris Morris being famously arsey and odd about it all... That was ages ago though.. so give it a go! Woo! That would be grand!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:43, archived)
# did anyone buy the
jam dvd?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:44, archived)
# why bother?
the show had a couple of laughs. But not many.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:46, archived)
# gasp!
it was the hit or miss cutting edge of tv comedy, or something. that said it didn't work as well as the radio show and I've got all them on mp3...
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:47, archived)
# That's exactly it..
...the images that radio Jam conjured in your head, could never actually be portrayed effectively on TV..
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:49, archived)
# yup
Didn't Chris Morris get a Sony Radio award for Blue Jam?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:49, archived)
# pass
next question.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:52, archived)
# not
as yet
But got BrassEye day#1 - just had to!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:48, archived)
# see here for
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:44, archived)
# not really
it'll happen if you wait.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:44, archived)
# just found
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:54, archived)
# because it's there!
;)

woo! welcome
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:30, archived)
# don't listen to rogan
look what he says...
www.b3ta.com/board/638332
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:31, archived)
# actually
I think that is an official rule now, or maybe a standard...
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:32, archived)
# Welcome :)
Just what we need! Fresh blood ;)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:31, archived)
# fresh blood
that doesn't think they are martian...

if i was going to pretend to be a b3tan I wouldn't choose martian... *ponders*
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:32, archived)
# Jeff
was the greatest
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:33, archived)
# I wasn't on the board much when Jeff was around
I also missed the A****w W********n debacle :)

I have heard good things of Jeff mind! :)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:34, archived)
# he
only ever posted 1 message. somebody claimed to be him afterwards, but I doubt it was. Jeff made his point and moved on. he wasn't the kind of guy to over egg the pudding.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:37, archived)
# that adds to the legend though...
it's like dj hudson hetz.
i don't fully believe he is completely for real.
he can't be.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:38, archived)
# agreed
he's fucking nuts
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:39, archived)
# I'll believe it
when freshlegs gets the shirt, or you get the sock...
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:39, archived)
# I have also been promised a t-shirt
if whoever is pretending to be him makes t-shirts for the cause then s/he *deserves* someone to fall for it :)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:41, archived)
# I think
it's fnord, but he hasn't realised it's him yet. like jekyll and hyde...

anyway, I should go to bed, I've got work tomorrow - unless some cyber stalker has gotten me fired...
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:43, archived)
# Your ISP is going to BURN!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:44, archived)
# haha, that is a definite possibility...
i'm off to bed too. night everyone!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:44, archived)
# :)
Night!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:45, archived)
# They're all CCC
alter egos.. I'd put money on it!!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:41, archived)
# i would choose supermoore.
he's like the mother i never cherished
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:34, archived)
# That's a good point....
... and well made...
Welcome to B3TA.. :-)
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:35, archived)
# hehehehehe
why indeed.

woo!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:36, archived)
# yes, welcome...
don't take my (pedantic) gramatical corrections the wrong way....I have this condition y'see...
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:38, archived)
# no reason
(, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:07, archived)