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[challenge entry] The modern remake

just ruined this book.

From the Hollywood Premakes challenge. See all 595 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:43, archived)
# Ha ha ha,
ha ha ha,
I love you.

Can I touch you?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:44, archived)
# I agree
touching included
(I helped save b3ta! Spencer Elden, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:45, archived)
# When I said it, it was funny,
you just sound like a pervert.

Move away from me, no, further....
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:47, archived)
# LOL
Newbies: Please don't ask what that stands for
(I helped save b3ta! Spencer Elden, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:49, archived)
# I meant it,
keep away from me.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:51, archived)
# go on get closer
you know you want to.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:53, archived)
# they're nearly
touching, maybe they'll stick together forever.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:53, archived)
# Urgh,
Will I never be clean?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:55, archived)
# you've got your own private
barnacle
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:55, archived)
# I'll
soon winkle it off.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:57, archived)
# *Sniff*
I'm hurt now.
(I helped save b3ta! Spencer Elden, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:53, archived)
# Ooh, is it life threatening?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:55, archived)
# You must stop!
I may cry.

No seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! Spencer Elden, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:57, archived)
# Can we lick your tears
off?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:59, archived)
# Yes
please.

Edit: OH! I thought you said EARS off.
(I helped save b3ta! Spencer Elden, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 11:03, archived)
# You don't want to be
licked by Dutchbird, she has poisonous barbs on her tongue and mandibles of death extruding from her lower lip.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 11:05, archived)
# Grrrr
Mandibles.

Nippy.
(I helped save b3ta! Spencer Elden, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 11:06, archived)
# Reminds me
of Blade II...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 11:07, archived)
# yeah,
it's just like that, except she pumps Jam into your system.
She is a Jampire.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 11:09, archived)
# Oooh
I like that.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 11:10, archived)
# So do,
except not really cos you don't suck Jam from people, you pump it in.
I haven't worked out the finer details yet...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 11:13, archived)
# I can be warded
off Marmite.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 11:16, archived)
# And spoons,
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 11:20, archived)
# I can't enter your house
unless I'm incited for breakfast. Or afternoon tea, I'm great with scones.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 11:24, archived)
# Hehe
Jampire. I like jam. But she probably wouldn't pump it in my mouth.

So to speak.

*Waggles eyebrows* (Apparantly(can't see the diff myself))
(I helped save b3ta! Spencer Elden, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 11:11, archived)
# It's not
"wiggles" it's "waggles", and once more you sound like a pervert.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 11:14, archived)
# I could do with some jam...
will she bite my toast?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 11:12, archived)
# It's getting quite "Izzardy" here.
Jam. Jam. Jam.
(I helped save b3ta! Spencer Elden, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 11:14, archived)
# And there we were
being attacked by this giant 8ft Jampire, when suddenly a battalion of mice armed with cheesestrings began defending us.. yes...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 11:21, archived)
# What does LOL mean?
Fucking newbie?
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:56, archived)
# bovine
I think we know who the pervert is around here.

*waggles eyebrows*
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:50, archived)
# Speak for
yourself.

You funny...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:51, archived)
# Nicely done.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:45, archived)
# fantastic!
I've got the 1857 imprint of it at home. First editions are going for a mint.
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:46, archived)
# oh yesh
me liking that
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:46, archived)
# I was gutted...
when I found out that Amy Studt wears a fake ass in the "pink pants" part of her "misfit" video.
(I helped save b3ta! Spencer Elden, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:46, archived)
# Who?
What?
Where?
Why?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:47, archived)
# I just fell over
I'm so confused. I even dropped my Werthers Originals.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:49, archived)
# Oh dear,
I shall get my puppies to sniff them out.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:52, archived)
# I'll tread on their
heads.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:53, archived)
# If you do that,
I shall eat your Werthers.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:54, archived)
# i'll eat your puppies
mmm... squashed puppy brain....
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:55, archived)
# Wow,
amazing.
Is that the school bell I can hear?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:48, archived)
# Ask not for whom the school bell tolls.....
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:48, archived)
# no!
it's a goat stampede!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:49, archived)
# Yikes!
*runs for a haystack*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:50, archived)
# my ex
looked like her

well, the fake ass bit and the hair at least
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:48, archived)
# She does?
False smiles her ass. PHONEY
(~Sunny~, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:49, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:47, archived)