The modern remake

just ruined this book.

From the Hollywood Premakes challenge. See all 601 entries (closed)

( MissPrism, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:43, archived)

Ha ha ha,
ha ha ha,
I love you.

Can I touch you?
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:44, archived)

I agree
touching included
( Spencer Elden, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:45, archived)

When I said it, it was funny,
you just sound like a pervert.

Move away from me, no, further....
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:47, archived)

LOL
Newbies: Please don't ask what that stands for
( Spencer Elden, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:49, archived)

I meant it,
keep away from me.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:51, archived)

go on get closer
you know you want to.
( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:53, archived)

they're nearly
touching, maybe they'll stick together forever.
( dutchbird, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:53, archived)

Urgh,
Will I never be clean?
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:55, archived)

you've got your own private
barnacle
( dutchbird, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:55, archived)

I'll
soon winkle it off.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:57, archived)

*Sniff*
I'm hurt now.
( Spencer Elden, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:53, archived)

Ooh, is it life threatening?

( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:55, archived)

You must stop!
I may cry.

No seriously.
( Spencer Elden, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:57, archived)

Can we lick your tears
off?
( dutchbird, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:59, archived)

Yes
please.

Edit: OH! I thought you said EARS off.
( Spencer Elden, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 11:03, archived)

You don't want to be
licked by Dutchbird, she has poisonous barbs on her tongue and mandibles of death extruding from her lower lip.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 11:05, archived)

Grrrr
Mandibles.

Nippy.
( Spencer Elden, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 11:06, archived)

Reminds me
of Blade II...
( The Zombie Pirate of Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 11:07, archived)

yeah,
it's just like that, except she pumps Jam into your system.
She is a Jampire.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 11:09, archived)

Oooh
I like that.
( dutchbird, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 11:10, archived)

So do,
except not really cos you don't suck Jam from people, you pump it in.
I haven't worked out the finer details yet...
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 11:13, archived)

I can be warded
off Marmite.
( dutchbird, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 11:16, archived)

And spoons,

( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 11:20, archived)

I can't enter your house
unless I'm incited for breakfast. Or afternoon tea, I'm great with scones.
( dutchbird, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 11:24, archived)

Hehe
Jampire. I like jam. But she probably wouldn't pump it in my mouth.

So to speak.

*Waggles eyebrows* (Apparantly(can't see the diff myself))
( Spencer Elden, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 11:11, archived)

It's not
"wiggles" it's "waggles", and once more you sound like a pervert.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 11:14, archived)

I could do with some jam...
will she bite my toast?
( The Zombie Pirate of Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 11:12, archived)

It's getting quite "Izzardy" here.
Jam. Jam. Jam.
( Spencer Elden, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 11:14, archived)

And there we were
being attacked by this giant 8ft Jampire, when suddenly a battalion of mice armed with cheesestrings began defending us.. yes...
( The Zombie Pirate of Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 11:21, archived)

What does LOL mean?
Fucking newbie?
( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:56, archived)

bovine
I think we know who the pervert is around here.

*waggles eyebrows*
( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:50, archived)

Speak for
yourself.

You funny...

( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:51, archived)

Nicely done.
Woo!
( supermoore: HUNG, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:45, archived)

fantastic!
I've got the 1857 imprint of it at home. First editions are going for a mint.
( mozza http://indmill.com, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:46, archived)

oh yesh
me liking that
( the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:46, archived)

I was gutted...
when I found out that Amy Studt wears a fake ass in the "pink pants" part of her "misfit" video.
( Spencer Elden, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:46, archived)

Who?
What?
Where?
Why?
( supermoore: HUNG, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:47, archived)

I just fell over
I'm so confused. I even dropped my Werthers Originals.
( dutchbird, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:49, archived)

Oh dear,
I shall get my puppies to sniff them out.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:52, archived)

I'll tread on their
heads.
( dutchbird, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:53, archived)

If you do that,
I shall eat your Werthers.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:54, archived)

i'll eat your puppies
mmm... squashed puppy brain....
( dutchbird, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:55, archived)

Wow,
amazing.
Is that the school bell I can hear?
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:48, archived)

Ask not for whom the school bell tolls.....

( supermoore: HUNG, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:48, archived)

no!
it's a goat stampede!
( rogan, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:49, archived)

Yikes!
*runs for a haystack*
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:50, archived)

my ex
looked like her

well, the fake ass bit and the hair at least
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (20lbs so far), Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:48, archived)

She does?
False smiles her ass. PHONEY
(~Sunny~, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:49, archived)

Arf!

( charliedontsurf, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 10:47, archived)