Will Shakespeare once said

Mine eye and heart are at a mortal war...
( Removed, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 5:39, archived)

Class!
I was starting out with a liddle piccy entitled

"Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the lord"

I'd got as far as putting little miners hats/lamps on the eyes, but the rest was just going to be far too seedy...
(aneraseroflove is an errand boy sent by grocery clerks to collect a bill, Tue 29 Jan 2002, 6:34, archived)