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# No matter what everyone else said
Jeremy had always known he was destined for showbusiness

(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:28, archived)
# arf!
he also makes guest appearances at weddings
(m4tt, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:30, archived)
# and Rosey's making a guest appearance
on b3ta :)
Hello/goodbye.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:32, archived)
# i'm furtively b3taing from work.....
feeling rather naughty!!!
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:33, archived)
# you'll get used to it...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:37, archived)
# that's what i am
afraid of ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:50, archived)
# I know him!
(jakeohoho, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:13, archived)
# Now THAT
is serious mind-piss.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:20, archived)
# He'll end up in porn judging by the way he's spreading his legs.
Mind, he's more attractive that Ron Jeremy, so he could make it big. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:30, archived)
# though
probably less well endowed than Ron.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:31, archived)
# Thing
about him as well is that it just goes to show you can be a ugly bloke and do porn....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:32, archived)
# in my experience
most blokes who do porn are ugly. I don't know why.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:33, archived)
# but
then on the other side of the coin...they be ugly blokes paid a small fortune to shag like bunnies....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:35, archived)
# that's IT!!!
ugly blokes become porn stars because good-looking blokes can get a shag in more conventional ways!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:37, archived)
# I
know I ticked the wrong box years ago when the careers officer came round the school...I should of ticked `be in porn films`..ohh woe is me.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:40, archived)
# it's
also to do with 'timing'.

Ron can jizz at will.

A VERY rare skill.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:41, archived)
# How does
Will feel about this?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:46, archived)
# i've heard
he's very accommodating
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:50, archived)
# probably
goes "Yuck" rather a lot and has learned to close his eyes and mouth very quickly...
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:14, archived)
# i think it's the whole "Hey, that could
be me!" factor
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:35, archived)
# Yeah, but you should see how
far he can jump.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:32, archived)
# Yeah,
but what a tongue!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:37, archived)
# oooooooOOOOooooooohhh
*mind wanders off*
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:38, archived)
# You're
incorrigible.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:47, archived)
# encourageable
surely ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:49, archived)
# I don't need...

...much encouraging either!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:50, archived)
# good lord
that's frightening
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:53, archived)
# seconded
puppies, Werthers & grooming spring to mind
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:59, archived)
# Would
you like a sweetie little girl?
/Charlie Drake
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:03, archived)
# don't let the hair
confuse you... oh, right... you meant her...
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:05, archived)
# Well
"Fuck religion" has always been one of my personal philosophies...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:12, archived)
# it is a rather disturbing pyramid
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:13, archived)
# yes
I am indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:49, archived)
# that
is one entertaining toad

hey! who wants to see The Best Gif Ever? (possible nsfw)
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:30, archived)
# go for it!!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:33, archived)
# natch!
MOD EDIT sorry nsfw clicky
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:35, archived)
#
*faints*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:35, archived)
# that
is mesmorising....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:36, archived)
# mmm
where's it from
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:37, archived)
# an
avatar on ogrish.com
they have some really grooooovy ones.
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:38, archived)
# *stares mesmerised*
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:37, archived)
# hmmm...
class A n0rkotics
(I helped save b3ta! packetslut, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:37, archived)
# welll
I know what i likes and i likes what i see...
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:37, archived)
# That truly is the best gif EVER.
I'm not going to refresh for the rest of the day. Just sit and watch that.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:38, archived)
# you
can make them massive by writing a small html doc and saving it to your desktop.
[HTML]
[BODY]
[IMG SRC="http://forum.ogrish.com/avatar.php?userid=6061&dateline=1062014158" WIDTH="whatever you want it to be"]

and it feels like hacking!*

*a bit
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:47, archived)
# pah
I could do that...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:39, archived)
# go
on then!
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:40, archived)
# Please?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:40, archived)
# mmmm
that was fun. too bad you guys couldn't see it.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:43, archived)
# ...
...D'oh!

:(

mmm....nice...in....my....head...*dribble*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:44, archived)
# all b3ta babes
did that in synchronization then. Such a shame the boys missed it.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:46, archived)
# Good lord.

*faints yet once more again*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:47, archived)
# shall we do it again?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:48, archived)
# again!
again! (I'm doing it with my ears)
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:49, archived)
# anti-clockwise this time
3... 2... 1...
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:49, archived)
# just so i don't feel left out
i'm rotating my shorts
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:52, archived)
# Swing your pants!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:59, archived)
# i think i've just
hit 1,000 RPM
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:01, archived)
# on the count of 3...
2...
1...
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:50, archived)
# My goodness,
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:52, archived)
# my gracious
anticlockwise feels so wrong and yet somehow..so right
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:55, archived)
# You put your left nork in
Your left nork out...
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:59, archived)
# in, out, in, out
and shake em all about



ow
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:10, archived)
# she
probably wouldn't mind either...
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:40, archived)
# would you like to trade?
I have an archive of home-made pron just waiting for a willinng partnet... no, really ;)
(I helped save b3ta! packetslut, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:44, archived)
# you appear to have lost
your ability to type.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:51, archived)
# .
I'm wanking a I type this...
(I helped save b3ta! packetslut, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:05, archived)
# Don't lower yourself
just to please the drooling pre-pubescant mob.
Lower yourself to please me...cos I am special.*




*Joke.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:45, archived)
# *special*
in a belming way?
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:48, archived)
# PHWOOOOOOOOOR!!!!!
*rubs thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:40, archived)
# *dribble*
*guuuuuuurrrrrrrrr***

They might be fake, but they move juuuust riiiigghht.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:40, archived)
# 'hello my baby'
'hello my sunshine'
'hello my rag time girl...!'
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:30, archived)
# yay for Jeremy!
"Yay!"
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:30, archived)
# There's NO business
Like SHOW business
Like NO business
I KNOW!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:33, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:35, archived)
# woo !
and yay !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:35, archived)