We won because we had Terry Thomas


Edit: a choice of speeds.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 14 Jul 2002, 0:31, archived)

that is the most wonderful
thing i have ever seen in all my days. suddenly, i feel very happy.
( bananaman, Sun 14 Jul 2002, 0:34, archived)

that's
fantastic!
you bastard! ;)
( rogan, Sun 14 Jul 2002, 0:35, archived)

thanks for that wonderful find
it was pure spun gold.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 14 Jul 2002, 0:55, archived)

s'alright
I can't resist animating that kind of thing, but I never would have thought of what you've done with it! top stuff :)
( rogan, Sun 14 Jul 2002, 0:57, archived)

nice
what a delightful creature!
( lurker_no_more, Sun 14 Jul 2002, 0:39, archived)

ahhh it hurts
that is truly wonderful.
I wish I had another wooyay to offer, but I don't.


edit: I liked it the way it was
( .spanky wanky woodly woo, Sun 14 Jul 2002, 0:42, archived)

There's a feller
that looks just like that who empties bins in McDonalds in Fleet ...
(Saoirse, Sun 14 Jul 2002, 6:49, archived)

that
made me gasp with joy.
[edit: who also gasped]
( freshlegs, Sun 14 Jul 2002, 0:44, archived)

me
and i smiled with delight
( bananaman, Sun 14 Jul 2002, 0:46, archived)

I want the sideways one
on my passport
( .spanky wanky woodly woo, Sun 14 Jul 2002, 0:46, archived)

can i have the grinning teeth one?
and half my name is thomas, already
( bananaman, Sun 14 Jul 2002, 0:48, archived)

as long as you grin like that
everytime you go through customs you'll be fine (and searched for drugs most likely).
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 14 Jul 2002, 0:49, archived)

with the three of them there
it's like one of those cherry machine things in casinos. what are they called?
( freshlegs, Sun 14 Jul 2002, 0:52, archived)

fruit machines
a bit of a specialist subject of mine.
(i use them to fund pinball as they're usually much closer than cashpoints)
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 14 Jul 2002, 0:53, archived)

are you saying
you can beat the odds on fruit machines? How many facets are there to your genius?
( freshlegs, Sun 14 Jul 2002, 0:56, archived)

i know a few of the special rules
but there's a nice pheneomenon of whenever i play a new one for the first time I invariable seem to win the jackpot. (Okay i may need to invest a bit of money but i usually get the jackpot before i've put the jackpot amount in).
On my trip down for the b3ta bash i played a new one and won £32 from putting £2 in.
I got stung on the train home because i forgot my railcard and had to fork out £30 despite having a valid ticket (albeit one needing a railcard when checked).
What goes up must come down.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 14 Jul 2002, 1:00, archived)

slot machines
i was thinking it deserves its own sitcom so it can have that in the starting credits
( bananaman, Sun 14 Jul 2002, 0:53, archived)

if you ask me
that's a small price to pay
( bananaman, Sun 14 Jul 2002, 0:52, archived)

how about
this one?

( rogan, Sun 14 Jul 2002, 0:54, archived)

you're turning into Jonathon Woss there
bananaman.
I only notice now because of the suit underneath.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 14 Jul 2002, 0:56, archived)

argh! blimey!
although i wouldn't mind a cushy job watching filums at the beeb's expense
( bananaman, Sun 14 Jul 2002, 0:58, archived)

me likey
good work (although it suggests you keep photos of me on your harddrive)

actually, i look like a cockney eastend landlord
( bananaman, Sun 14 Jul 2002, 0:56, archived)

I think
people who pose topless for calenders have to expect some potatoshopping from time to time...
( rogan, Sun 14 Jul 2002, 1:00, archived)

oh yeah
i forgot that involved a photo of me
( bananaman, Sun 14 Jul 2002, 1:01, archived)

to be fair
that wasn't the picture I used...
( rogan, Sun 14 Jul 2002, 1:04, archived)

i know
it was the one from my 1000th post
( bananaman, Sun 14 Jul 2002, 1:06, archived)

hahahahaha
that's got me rolf maoing all over the place now.

The one in the middle looks like the kid at school who's always 4 lines behind everyone else in the play.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 14 Jul 2002, 0:52, archived)

hahahahahah
hooooo hooo hooo
heeh heheee heee
;PPPP
( .spanky wanky woodly woo, Sun 14 Jul 2002, 0:55, archived)