Have a PM...

of very rather a lot of brain, really (ducks)
Skipping French class to bring you junk like this

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(notcarlos, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 16:22, archived)

Nicely done....
W/Y...
(Fishrat, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 16:23, archived)

go learn
french.
( bananaman, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 16:23, archived)

You only ever need one phrase to get you through france
"Je ne pas parle en francaise"

or something
( dragonish:::, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 16:24, archived)

my favourite was always
Je parle francais comme un vache espanol!
( popt_art, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 16:25, archived)

"I speak French
like a Spanish cow"?
(Astatine, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 16:27, archived)

yes
say it to a french person - they love it :)
( popt_art, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 16:35, archived)

Works in most parts of France
apart from anywhere near Paris. Parisians are reputedly the rudest, most stuck-up people on earth, knocking Londoners and New Yorkers into a cocked hat - and that's just what the rest of France thinks of them.

Or so I'm told by reliable sources™.
(Astatine, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 16:27, archived)

Je suis désolé mais je suis anglais
or

parlez anglais vous Étranger

[shouted of course]
( jonas is not my name, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 16:28, archived)

please go back to class.

( jonas is not my name, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 16:23, archived)

why is he hoisting up his t-shirt?
this is a local board for local people!
we'll have no flashing here!
(oneofthemany, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 16:24, archived)