freds dead. god save the queen!


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( raver, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 23:55, archived)

That's an arrestable offence!
Isn't it...?
( mike woz ere puts the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia', Fri 26 Sep 2003, 23:55, archived)

yes

( ? .[]D.[].[]0[].[]D. ?, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 23:56, archived)

hahaha
ur username :D
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Fri 26 Sep 2003, 23:56, archived)

so,
raping a gopher is also an arrestable offence,
yet so many officials do it
(Hunting bears, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 23:56, archived)

you say that
as if you know first hand.
( Sargant, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 23:57, archived)

Not true...
He just watched.
( mike woz ere puts the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia', Fri 26 Sep 2003, 23:59, archived)

depends on where you are
I'd imagine

I doubt they'd be able to arrest me for it
( kitty meow meow, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 23:57, archived)

Maybe
but who's going to arrest an offence?
( azerty, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 0:25, archived)

you can go to jail
for defacing money (I think)
Yay!

TJ - am I right in hearing the Robert Palmer is dead?
( Roxy_Hart is taking advantage of you all, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 23:56, archived)

Too much coke will kill you everytime
Warble it to that appalling Queen song thing
( Tart Monkey, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 23:57, archived)

no
a wicked rumour. just dont expect any new material
( raver, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 23:58, archived)

Aye
He died. Only 54.
( mike woz ere puts the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia', Fri 26 Sep 2003, 23:58, archived)

yes
i fucked him to death
( Spoon, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 23:59, archived)

Fucked to death by a Spoon
what a way to go....
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 0:02, archived)

Heh
Heh
( Tart Monkey, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 0:02, archived)

you love it
you big filthy welsh filthy welsher
( Spoon, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 0:07, archived)

Right son,
You're fuckin' nicked.

We'll 'ave less of the defacing of my gorgeous mug.

To the the tower with you, ya little bollocks.

:)
(HRH Queen Elizabeth II, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 0:04, archived)

sorry ma'am
but i did pay for it
( raver, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 0:05, archived)

You will pay for it.
Bring aat the fumb screws and the Iron Maiden. We'll teach 'im a lesson or two.

Tell you what. Off that big eared lay-about o' mine and we'll call it quits. Nice?
(HRH Queen Elizabeth II, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 0:12, archived)