if a better version of this hasn't been done already i'll eat my monocle.
and if it has, sorry threadwaste..



oh, and apologies for the geocitude.

From the Conjoined Celebs challenge. See all 1180 entries (closed)

(qdamik, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 20:49, archived)

oh good lord
kill it!
( Batsgirl, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 20:49, archived)

i would.

( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 20:50, archived)

You would everything.
Including the mouth of a crocodile.
Edit: to think I once respected you...
(tungazzio the occasionally present, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 20:52, archived)

same source photos too

( Sunshine Elephant, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 20:50, archived)

yes, there was a bandwagon a while ago
patrick moore in "striptease" started it

this killed it off ;)
( Mushroom, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 20:50, archived)

I think that was me...

( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 20:56, archived)

that's the one!
yay! in an 'eww' kinda way.
( Mushroom, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 20:58, archived)

ooh
what a tease!
( NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 20:59, archived)

*flees*
and i bet s/he has them too
( wh00ps where's my, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 20:51, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! MY EYES!
(tungazzio the occasionally present, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 20:51, archived)

No need
blimey could put you off wanking
(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 20:52, archived)

Not quite
though.
(Marwood, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 20:52, archived)

Its okay
The Mcririck pictures made me horny again
(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 20:54, archived)

!

( Mushroom, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 20:59, archived)

such a thing
can not exist. Fact.
(Evelyn Stannard, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 20:53, archived)

does she play the xylophone?

( Or is it?, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 20:52, archived)

yes...
...but that would mean moving her hands...
(qdamik, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 20:55, archived)