Dame Barbara Cartman


'You will respect my Romantic Novels...'

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( Ravenblack "Now and then", Sat 27 Sep 2003, 23:06, archived)

she has a freshly-cartoon-bombed look
that is very unflattering
( Sargant, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 23:06, archived)

I don't remember
ever seeing a picture of her that could be considered flattering!
( barnesy, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 23:10, archived)

i'd do her

( Sunshine Elephant, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 23:10, archived)

... guttering,
if she paid you?
( Oscar Wildebeest, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 23:11, archived)

what
*gun like fingers at temple*
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 23:11, archived)

...ten ways to Christmas....
....given half a chance....?
( Ravenblack "Now and then", Sat 27 Sep 2003, 23:13, archived)

hahaha
nice pairing
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 23:07, archived)

I used this plug in...

( Ravenblack "Now and then", Sat 27 Sep 2003, 23:09, archived)

that
be yaytastic
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 23:11, archived)

Thank you!
It was my response to the 'just slap someones head on a body' type posts we've had a lot of!
EG...

( Ravenblack "Now and then", Sat 27 Sep 2003, 23:16, archived)

oh
yes I saw your posting of it earlier

there is some terrible work posted but I'm alway too polite to say owt
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 23:17, archived)

I had to say it
because some of the 'slap a face on' stuff pushed some great work off of the board (not mine!). The ideas are great, but the real greatness is in the photoshopping effort - otherwise we could just have a chat room and say the things we could do.
( Ravenblack "Now and then", Sat 27 Sep 2003, 23:18, archived)

remember,
you were once shit
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 23:26, archived)

What do you mean 'ONCE'?
I still am....

...I just have some good moments now and then.

Anyway, I can deal with 'shit' it is lack of effort or not bothering to try that gets my back up.
( Ravenblack "Now and then", Sat 27 Sep 2003, 23:31, archived)

yes
I agree, Just Here's domo's as an example
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 23:26, archived)

Hey, I resemble that remark!
Err. Even though I'm guilty of the "slap a head on a body" I try and crop properly, resize/rotate as required, and smooth the edges.

But ... feh!
(phyphor, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 23:25, archived)

haha
I see you put in my half arsed setting

woo :)
( prodigy69 Errapolis, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 23:21, archived)

I had to!
It was too good to leave out.....in fact it was your response to my one that started the idea off!
(That's why it was the first one on the list)
( Ravenblack "Now and then", Sat 27 Sep 2003, 23:22, archived)

thank you
glad I inspired something..I'm having a mental block..lol
( prodigy69 Errapolis, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 23:24, archived)

I was thinking of
some guy looking out his window shouting
"TURN THAT DAMN EYE OFF...I'M TRYING TO GET SOME SLEEP"

and have the glowing eye from LotRings as the neighbour....
( Ravenblack "Now and then", Sat 27 Sep 2003, 23:29, archived)

lol
I'd say what goes through my head..

but I'd be locked up :)
( prodigy69 Errapolis, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 23:37, archived)

Arf
Top caption, great pic :)
( Whillow, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 23:09, archived)

Yay!!!
Tongue smoker!

I STILL love that!
( Ravenblack "Now and then", Sat 27 Sep 2003, 23:10, archived)

Haha, me too
Though I have an idea that could be even better, when I can be arsed to do it.
I'd show you my latest video, but I'm outta bandwidth now :(
( Whillow, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 23:11, archived)

You could email, if you have BB and it's okay with you!
( Ravenblack "Now and then", Sat 27 Sep 2003, 23:17, archived)

heheh
noice
( Oscar Wildebeest, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 23:11, archived)