And God said, 'Let there be light'
and there was light, but the Electricity Board said he would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

-Spike Milligan


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( Mungbean Man the cheap alternative, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 11:40, archived)

He looks really ill.
Give him some soup.
( charliedontsurf, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 11:43, archived)

Noooo
What have you done to Spike?
( MizEmma, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 11:45, archived)