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[challenge entry] Angelina Joly

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Yes, it's shoddy, but it had to be done.

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(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:35, archived)
# i would.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:37, archived)
# i would
i didn't hthink much of here face before anyway
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:38, archived)
# i dunno
i know a girl who's a spitting image of her, and i definitely would :)
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:40, archived)
# i know
a girl who looks nothing like her. in fact i know lots of girls who look nothing like her.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:40, archived)
# You know a girl?
Wow.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:46, archived)
# He 's lying,
he doesn't know women.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:48, archived)
# i know
of women.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:49, archived)
# *sings*
'Stouffer, four pounds,
lalalalalalaalaaaa'
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:53, archived)
# a veritable bargain i'd say
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:00, archived)
# well, i say know.
what i actually mean is 'i've touched lots of girls until they ran away'.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:49, archived)
# Good enough for me.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:57, archived)
# WITHOUT QUESTION!
She was hot in Gone In 60 Seconds!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:41, archived)
# That's disturbing!
WOO!

THREAD JACK!...

I've lost my CV and can't be arsed typing one out again, may I be cheeky and ask if I can nick a copy of someone elses and change the qualifications and stuff?...It's actualy the lay out I want really...I'm no fucking good at that kinda stuff...I get confused easlie:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:40, archived)
# use one
of word's lovely wizards. there's no better way to impress a potential employer.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:41, archived)
# make sure you use lots of comic sans
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:41, archived)
# and
clipart. a cv's not a cv without clipart.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:42, archived)
# Oh yes there is!
Comic Sans!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:42, archived)
# you could have mine
if you want to be a shit medical writer who can't get a new job
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:41, archived)
# It's only really the fancy lay out
I'm no good at making things look fancy and easy to read. If you wouldn't mind: imnotl337 (at) hotmail (dot) com

would be loads of help:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:43, archived)
# sure
it's just a word table with bits put in. i think i've got it handy, hold on...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:44, archived)
# it's on it's way
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:49, archived)
# I met a medical writer the olther day
who gets lots of work.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:53, archived)
# i get lots of work
i'd just prefer it not to be for the company it currently is...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:56, archived)
# I'm sure
there's plenty of templates on the interweb
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:42, archived)
# i've never had, or needed, a cv
i've only ever had one job interview ever
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:43, archived)
# What the heck
is a CV?
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:44, archived)
# a
resumé for our yankee doodle dandy friends.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:45, archived)
# i thought it was Curriculum Vitae
somewhat different then a resume?
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:46, archived)
# are they
different?
blimeh.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:48, archived)
# Looked a tad
different to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:48, archived)
# sort of
CV has more specifics on schooling and resume is all around. i think
/goes to find out
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:49, archived)
# What he said^
:)

It the thingy you put details in about how you plan to bed the boss' wife.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:47, archived)
# Boss' wife???
I thought you were after the boss' son?
:-P
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:48, archived)
# Well
that would be like a Christmas bonus;)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:54, archived)
# i think i lost mine too, but i don't think i will have to do one for another few years, anyway
at which point the furst would be useless.
sorry i cant help

edit - if its a resume you want, give me two shakes, i have one of those that i can upload

(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:45, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha.
American English is complete gibberish. What the fuck does all that mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:50, archived)
# you seem to have
just posted your personal details onto the internet...best make an edit there;)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:53, archived)
# where?
but i'm going to have it on my website anyway,
if that ever gets up and running

edit - are those useful for you, though?
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:54, archived)
# I didn't get a chance to look:(
I just thought you keeping your personal details to yourself was more important than me getting a job...'cause that's the kinda nice guy I am:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:01, archived)
# are you on 4rthur?
or i can email them, if you still need to look.
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:01, archived)
# I think I can manage from what I've got
but cheers anyway:)...and cheers all:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:14, archived)
# Nice of you to
provide your cell number and home address for all the spammers/stalkers out there :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:55, archived)
# i'm jsut that kind of guy
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:58, archived)
# Go to Google
and type in CV Template.
That may help.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:47, archived)
# it looks like ant/dec (the fat one)
in a frock. which isn't a mental image i want. *scrubs brain*
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 14:42, archived)