A new series of Cracker
Starring Robbie (the robot) Coltrane



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( Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:07, archived)

i have a friend who was in cracker
he was only an extra, but was quite distinctive
( new_matt, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:08, archived)

Was he fifty feet tall?
That's distinctive.
(Dawn Syndrome, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:12, archived)

hello
how was therapy?
( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:19, archived)

What? You of course mean my exclusive week long seaweed wrap thalassotherapy?
It was gorgeous. Now I have lardy legs and a pair of trainers, I can take my glamour levels to new rarified heights.
(Dawn Syndrome, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:34, archived)

what about the hipposuction?

( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:35, archived)

The hippo was off for a week-long trip home to Nigeria to visit her hippo relatives.
But she's back next week and I'm hoping to lose two inches round my entire body and chestal area.
(Dawn Syndrome, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:37, archived)

not too much of the chestal area please
the Vicar needs it for a bouncy castle next week
( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:44, archived)

Ace
.
(Smudger Angel Heart, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:09, archived)

i don't get that...

( popt_art, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:09, archived)

it's robbie the robot
out of forbidden planet
( new_matt, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:10, archived)

fankoo
means nowt to me
( popt_art, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:12, archived)

me either to be honest
but i memorise pop culture references for such occasions as this
( new_matt, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:13, archived)

: )
i sort of got out of comic books after Asterix :)
( popt_art, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:19, archived)

robbie the robot
is from a classic 50's Sci fi movie not a "comic" book.

Also starring Lesie Neilsen and it's based on the tempest.

it's culture
phillestines
( Darkedge, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:23, archived)

can you really call that "culture" with a straight face?
and one would almost bet for money that it started out as a comic.. if one had any money to bet.
:)
( popt_art, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:24, archived)

err NO!
and The tempest? you know Shakespere??

GAH!
( Darkedge, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:58, archived)

it's not really culture is it...
and it's "philistines"
( new_matt, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:26, archived)

Palestines
philippines... what's the difference?! ;)
( popt_art, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:26, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/1894362
and my firstest ever fp
www.b3ta.com/board/863513
( sosumi, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:28, archived)

woo!

( popt_art, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:30, archived)

thanks
( sosumi, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:32, archived)

robbie the robot
robbie coltrane?

(forbbiden planet)
( Darkedge, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:10, archived)

i understand now, fanksing you

( popt_art, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:13, archived)

Robbie the Robot,
from Forbidden Planet...mixed with Robbie Coltrane.
D'yousee?
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:16, archived)

Still no
seeing as I never watched it.

/ignoramus
( dutchbint, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:17, archived)

yes she
gets it..
( Darkedge, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:18, archived)

Its Robbie the Robot,
and Robbie Coltrane...is that understood?
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:22, archived)

i do now!
thanks!

maybe super glasscock - but this is strangely addictive www.bulletproofbaby.com/projects/rsvp.html
( popt_art, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:18, archived)

oooh
i like that game
( new_matt, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:28, archived)

yes... it's simple and yet guhhhh... must close window....

( popt_art, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:37, archived)

Bella the classroom assistant looks like that at the moment.
She smokes about 50 cigarettes a day and is now sat at home under an oxygen tent. I went to visit her, but we had to leave because Fat Paul sat on her oxygen tube.
(Dawn Syndrome, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:09, archived)

Fat Paul is an
ignorant arse
( mictoboy, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:11, archived)

I think he may have issues
owing to his bad skin.
( thorpe www.bracestower.co.uk, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:13, archived)

It's still really bad.
I swear I could see shrimp swimming inside one of his neck boils. The spot covering is almost transparent.
(Dawn Syndrome, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:14, archived)

He really is, isn't he?
I've tried everything with him. Anyway, I might have to put him in my ex-friends book now I'm grooming Derek for stardom.
(Dawn Syndrome, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:13, archived)

has he written
any rhymes yet?
( mictoboy, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:15, archived)

Well, he's doing "Don't Do Me The Way You Do"
Which is a rap about how difficult it is for disabled people to get decent styling.
(Dawn Syndrome, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:35, archived)

woo
yay!
( aubergene, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:11, archived)