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( the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:11, archived)

Here's your fackin lettas you slaaag.
I like it.
( Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show 'n flaunt ya on, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:15, archived)

i would.

( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:16, archived)

she's a lez

( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:18, archived)

he was talking about
the van
( Spoon, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:18, archived)

no, the cat.

( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:19, archived)

mmmm...
butch lesbians...
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:18, archived)

Is it true she's shacked up with
Julie Goodyear?
( Baz Fuck off, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:19, archived)

yup.

( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:20, archived)

Its like
some horrific nightmare.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:21, archived)

BUT IT'S REAL.
and in my garage.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:22, archived)

god
just imagine them with a 'push me pull you' strapped on

bleurrrrrgghhhhhh

combined age of 211
( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:22, archived)

Bit like when you
and Fat Boab get together, eh?
( Baz Fuck off, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:25, archived)

*snigger*

( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:31, archived)

the age bit yes but FB and I are not poofs
we're real men with real mens bodies. Mature with a sense of Knowledge and wisdom. Cultured men with the experience to make any womans body tremble with expectancy leading to ultimate sexual fulfillment
( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:33, archived)

euw.
old people sex.
euuuuw.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:34, archived)

I'm old enough to be your grandad

( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:36, archived)

aaaaaaaaaarg!
*hides in cupboard*
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:38, archived)

*slips in cupboard with werther's originals and locks door*
"now then, where are you..."
( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:39, archived)

*smacks over head with spade*
*legs it*

*returns for werther's original*
*legs it*
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:41, archived)

*shakes head*
*wanders after slowly collapsing youth who has ingested drugged sweetie*


*chuckles evilly*
( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:43, archived)

*wakes up covered in melted cheese*

( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:44, archived)

Aw, that ruins one of my favourite bits of celebrity tat.
I always thought it was Moira Stewart.
( charliedontsurf, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 15:27, archived)