the German army's recruitment problems help the Allies to victory!

Hitler begins to get the feeling that German soldiers dont live up to his image of the aryan master race; Bernard the gay polar bear introduces him to an attention seeking recruit who has pushed his way to the front. Meanwhile Blairmonkey and Giant Penguin try to go unnoticed.
(bub, Tue 16 Jul 2002, 19:57, archived)

Fuck me m8,
you've got the makings of a sitcom here.
( Lord Kronos, Tue 16 Jul 2002, 20:02, archived)

nah its a tradgedy
a tale of Bernard's unrequited love for his Fhurer.
(bub, Tue 16 Jul 2002, 20:11, archived)

That Adolf
doesn't know when he's on to a good thing.
( Lord Kronos, Tue 16 Jul 2002, 20:19, archived)

the penguin's
doing a good job. took me a few glances to spot him!
( the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 16 Jul 2002, 20:19, archived)

Penguin?
Wot penguin?
( Lord Kronos, Tue 16 Jul 2002, 20:28, archived)