atomic kitten
well only my second attempt plz go easy on me lol


From the Conjoined Celebs challenge. See all 1180 entries (closed)

(steve spyda, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 23:57, archived)

Why did
you leave the munter?

Everybody knows that Liz is the fittest.

100% Fact
(Fellmeister, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 23:58, archived)

Its true!

(Kwazy Wabbit, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 23:59, archived)

They are all
ragged when you see them close up.

Look like they have been round the block a few times.
(Marwood, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 0:00, archived)

I've heard
the term pram face bandied about on here

there is something wrong in using, looks to sell records
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 0:01, archived)

God knows
how they manage to sell records then.

Praaaaaaam Faaaaaace!
(Marwood, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 0:03, archived)

so do
they sell em then:)
(steve spyda, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 0:05, archived)

apparently
to kids with no exposure to much outside of the chart crap

Pointy Tom has some thoughts on this issue
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 0:08, archived)

lmfao
hehehehehehehe
(steve spyda, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 0:10, archived)

I dont have a problem
with GOOD pop music, it does exactly what it says on the tin, and for that it can't be knocked.

Its this mass produced, unit shifting, souless bland shit that serve no purpose.
(Marwood, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 0:10, archived)

I disagree.
Bland soulless pap is how I earn my wages, and I believe you are downloading it off the internet to save the paltry sum of SIX FUCKING QUID FOR A CD SINGLE!
( Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 0:13, archived)

Thank god
Im in England and the RIAA can't touch me, ha!
(Marwood, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 0:14, archived)

RIAA??
Is that like FACT?
(Fellmeister, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 0:17, archived)

100% of RIAA!
(Marwood, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 0:19, archived)

The single is dead as a format.
I think to get people to buy hard product these days you have to offer a bit more value.
( supermoore: HUNG, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 0:17, archived)

I disagree.
You'll buy what we fucking tell you, and if you don't the FBI will get medieval on your ass.
It's the American way.
( Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 0:18, archived)

I'd quite happily pay 20p or something
to download a song. Then, if I like it, pay maybe £4 to download the whole album.

The record industy has to realise that 500% mark ups are simply not sustainable in the modern economy.
( supermoore: HUNG, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 0:21, archived)

hear hear
that would work, current model is shit

filler on albums to make it 'worth' the money
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 0:25, archived)

i-tunes seems to be doing quite well.
But amusingly enough they're getting sued because the company are called Apple (Beatles etc.)

Instead of sueing people for fuck all, why don't they sell something good at a reasonable price?
( Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 0:26, archived)

I went to a conference on this not so long ago.
The general agreement was that you really can't charge all that much for the music itself any more, you have to add value. Say you can download the music for £3, but a CD with a label and some sleevenotes and stuff for £5, get a CD with all that and a bonus video DVD for £9, or get all that plus a poster, and a discount off tour tickets for £12.

Modularise people, modularise.
( supermoore: HUNG, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 0:29, archived)

So true.
The average number one single sells between 15 and 35 thousand copies a week nowadays. Imagine if you could go into HMV and get a CD burned with ten songs of your choice for seven quid. They'd sell hundreds of thousands of each song. The artists would be happy (I'm talking Mogwai, not Bowie) and so would I.
( Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 0:36, archived)

i agree totally
and i'm not a vinyl nut

but everything after cds has killed the idea of a proper album. people just don't listen to a record from one end to the other anymore.
( Reverend Dan Thank you, please > fbanimations.tumblr.com, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 0:45, archived)

True
The only singles I buy now are on vinyl, I cant imagine something coming out on CD single that I would feel the need to buy.

But I do buy shit loads of albums.
(Marwood, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 0:18, archived)

what about avril lavigne's new song
or busted perhaps...

?
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 0:21, archived)

Have you been
peeking at my shopping list?
(Marwood, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 0:22, archived)

Like a pair of used panties?

(Fellmeister, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 0:19, archived)

so
What ya all think of ma pic then lol
(steve spyda, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 0:23, archived)

Oh right yeh
I knew there was a reason I was at the bottom of this thread!

Woo!
(Marwood, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 0:24, archived)

Thanx
lmfao
(steve spyda, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 0:25, archived)

nice!
..woo pic :)
( mikenco, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 23:59, archived)

well
ya rite there sozz
(steve spyda, Mon 29 Sep 2003, 23:59, archived)

Yeah, like the new Pacers.
All gooey and they taste like chalk.
or is it tramp's jizz?
( Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 0:02, archived)