Lorraine Kelly Brook ?


sorry... /coat

From the Conjoined Celebs challenge. See all 1180 entries (closed)

( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:43, archived)

Cor!
i would.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:43, archived)

What *wouldn't* you do?
:)
( Hugo Rune, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:51, archived)

damnit man...
how could you turn something so... HIDIOUS into something so... EROTIC!
(Sir Zyk0tiK Tea for two., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:43, archived)

Kelly Brook
isn't all that bad
( barnesy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:44, archived)

I'm sure that'll make her much happier.
Are you a fan?
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:47, archived)

more of an
Air-con unit.

i would say.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:48, archived)

Just don't talk to me at the salon today!
And I want a big, fat settlement to boot!
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:50, archived)

I'm more a fan of Lorraine Kelly really

( barnesy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 13:08, archived)

i definatly would

( ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:43, archived)

Bloody hell!
Phwoaarrrrrrrr!
( Kris Fucking Kristofferson rides the short bus, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:44, archived)

*delurk*
fwar!

*relurk*
( witchy :: Best before:, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:44, archived)

goddam!
:)
( monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:45, archived)

mmmm

( Sunshine Elephant, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:45, archived)

*poink*
WOOD!
( Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:45, archived)

Now I
can't stand up to go to lunch.
( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:46, archived)

eek!
Does it come with a brown paper bag?
(Random Visitor #1999, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:46, archived)

Ding dong!
Um, hang on.
( pxyzyzygy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:46, archived)

would you
take up the post of God? then start straight away on taking munters and making them look like that ...
(Zed Smith, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:48, archived)

Hello missus!
I would!
( King Ralph is drunk, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:50, archived)

I so would.
*sniffs*

We're all lurgied up here at Muhnqford Heights too.
( Bud Muhnquai [ :( ], Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:54, archived)

Just had doctor round
He says if i don't desnot by tomorrow it's off to hospital with me for suspected pleurisy :(
( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:55, archived)

Kin ell
Take care of yerself darlin.
( Bud Muhnquai [ :( ], Wed 1 Oct 2003, 12:59, archived)