Jesus Christmas


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( Batshitangelgabriel being not quite so batshit since, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 10:00, archived)

I can see
your christmas tree from here
w/y/h
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 10:01, archived)

you go all night long don't you!
jesus!
(Hobbes, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 10:02, archived)

like a train

if the rumors are true.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 10:03, archived)

*snigger*
fnurk!
( Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 10:10, archived)

Yeah, I can
go like a train.
Choo choo. See!
( Batshitangelgabriel being not quite so batshit since, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 10:13, archived)

hmmmmmm.....
......sacrelicious !
( Tedmus, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 10:02, archived)

Yay!
I was thinking of various Jesus things but could think of a decent one. I vaguely recall hearing about confusion of Christmas in Japan where a shop was displaying a crucified Santa in the window to make it more festive.
( Baz Fuck off, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 10:02, archived)

I find Santa on the cross
a most pleasing image.
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 10:04, archived)

Santa
carrying a cross, anyone?
( Farmer Geddon Un-necessarily deferring to religious sensibilties, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 10:06, archived)

3 months and counting

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 10:02, archived)

Is it that time already?

Where does my life go to?

Lovely pic! :)
( Danblez, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 10:03, archived)

I like to ring Jesus College in Cambridge on Christmas Day
And say to the security staff

"Is that Jesus?"
"Yes..."
"Happy Birthday!"
( groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 10:05, archived)

You loon!

( Batshitangelgabriel being not quite so batshit since, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 10:06, archived)

My boss has collaborations with a
Mexican called Jesus and a Japanese guy called Santa.
( Baz Fuck off, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 10:15, archived)

My hubby
used to work with a guy called Jesus, whose best mate's name was Angel
(MrsA, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 10:18, archived)

I'm guessing
they were both Spanish
( butchbint, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 10:20, archived)

Nope
they were scousers*




*not entirely true
(MrsA, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 10:32, archived)

Yeah
And if Jesus is jewish, how come he has
a mexican name?
( groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 10:20, archived)

Christ??
??
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 10:27, archived)

Woo, first christingle post of the year,
me thinks.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Thu 2 Oct 2003, 10:07, archived)

Stop this nonsense!!

( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 10:24, archived)