the way you can tell that i am straight
is that i came in yer mouth instead of doing up yer booty
(baaa, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 18:25, archived)

And it was over before it had begun.
That's a dead giveaway.
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 18:26, archived)

Dawn is well able to do up her own booties,
especially the nice blue quilted zip ones.
( pxyzyzygy, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 18:27, archived)

I loved those boots.
But Mrs Dowadu threw up in them. She was allergic to straightening serum.
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 18:29, archived)

Was you dropped as a baby?

( Az The Spaz, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 18:27, archived)

y
?
(baaa, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 18:32, archived)

"were"
;)
( new_matt, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 18:39, archived)