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# Sophie Ellis Bextor found dead in French footballers hotel room
apparently it's murder on Zidane's floor

sorry, quick cheap and back to work for me!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 12:47, archived)
# that's clearly
not ellis-bextor as the head is not the same shape as a 20p.

edit: nice punning though
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 12:48, archived)
# and..
you can't see her fat ankles.
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 12:54, archived)
# has she
got fat ankles? blimeh.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 12:55, archived)
# i don't care
i love her all the same.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 13:03, archived)
# I think she's a babe.
But that green eye shadow on Kumars the other night...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 13:05, archived)
# she dyed her hair blonde as well
but i'll forgive her as long as it's only temporary...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 13:06, archived)
# She never did say whether it was full collar and cuffs...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 13:08, archived)
# i'm going to have to stand outside in the cold
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 13:09, archived)
# saw her on stage once
she had to stand on a box so we could all see her.

She is wee.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 13:08, archived)
# Wouldn't she
just run off the box and into the orchestra pit?
/coat
(--merciless-- is delightfully fragrant, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 13:13, archived)
# She should have never left 'The Audience'
Discuss.....
(The Rolled up Newspaper of Goodness, Bad Dog! Bad Dog!!, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 13:18, archived)
#






ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 12:48, archived)
# Groan....
....tastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 12:49, archived)
# Arf
Zidane
/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 12:51, archived)
# nice
but we had the joke on the board yesterday.

and it was groantastic then.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 12:51, archived)
# S'right.
Still funny today though...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 12:52, archived)
# i dunno
if it was funny the first time around.

maybe i'm getting harder to please.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 12:55, archived)
# Have a woo
for top punnage...
(Pouched_species, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 12:54, archived)
# that moves
very organicaly

I think it's graping my squildo but I can't for the life of me work out why.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 12:57, archived)
# its the extending exclamation that does it for me
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 13:22, archived)
# awful.
well done.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 12:58, archived)
# badumph
tish!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 12:59, archived)
# haah
that is fantabulousage
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 13:13, archived)
# sophie...
i would ;)
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Thu 16 Oct 2003, 14:12, archived)
# Ahhh cheered me up
did that. Hoopla!
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 14:21, archived)
# Someone listened to Sarah Cox this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 14:39, archived)
# HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
God I love puns!
Genius!
(Vorpal Bunny, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 18:13, archived)
# i love
it!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 22:01, archived)
# Its found its way onto another bulletin board...
www.urban75.net/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=57894
(jms, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 20:26, archived)