Budget cuts...

...affected the Nestlé production line quite seriously

From the Budget Cuts challenge. See all 748 entries (closed)

( useful_idiot, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 18:17, archived)

good
fucking twunts need to be closed down!

p.s. woo
( JustHere, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 18:18, archived)

Don't they suck the life out of babies?
Like Draculas.
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 18:20, archived)

draculas suck the blood out of anyone
antistorks suck the life out of babies.



do you think AIDS killed the vampires?
( Sargant, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 18:21, archived)

Yes
Yes I do
( useful_idiot, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 18:29, archived)

I love the idea of the Anti Stork.
But I wouldn't want one come pecking around my ovipositor.

AIDS is god's way of getting you off the planet before the Jellystone Park supervolcano explodes.
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 18:34, archived)

you have an ovipositor?
I'd watch that for a dollar..!
( stereoroid yes, I'm a-Twit-ter, same name, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 18:38, archived)

I'd show you for a dollar too!
:¬D
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 18:52, archived)

If we can't be free...
... we can at least be cheap.
(according to Zappafrank)
( stereoroid yes, I'm a-Twit-ter, same name, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 18:57, archived)

kit kat
shit shat.

make your own mind up.
( Sargant, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 18:20, archived)

haha
hmmmmm
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 18:29, archived)

you have to choose
no dithering

( Sargant, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 18:30, archived)

Dithering
is such a great word
( useful_idiot, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 18:31, archived)