this voodoo is making me hurt cute doggies now

( spacefish nature adores a vacuum, Sun 21 Jul 2002, 22:43, archived)

it's already had a few hits
you can see it's got a flat face.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 21 Jul 2002, 22:45, archived)

looks like my mum's dog
only without the grey patches
( spacefish nature adores a vacuum, Sun 21 Jul 2002, 22:52, archived)

voodoo?
where would you stick the pin to make you do that?
(hymn-for-the-internet, Sun 21 Jul 2002, 22:46, archived)

in the cerebral frontal vortex of the upper lobe of the brain.


er..
/puts dolls down and backs away...
( pickledpizza couldn't give a fuck anymore. I mean, who cares??, Sun 21 Jul 2002, 22:48, archived)

surely you mean cortex?

( munkt0n, Sun 21 Jul 2002, 22:50, archived)

or maybe even...
horlicks?

shit, that doesn't rhyme.
(hymn-for-the-internet, Sun 21 Jul 2002, 22:52, archived)

true, I surely did.
if I had a fucking clue what i was on about, which I don't!
(lovely use of the new pedantic!)
( pickledpizza couldn't give a fuck anymore. I mean, who cares??, Sun 21 Jul 2002, 22:56, archived)

I've just realised you've
given him a full head of hair! Duh. How fucking slow am I?
( witchy :: Best before:, Sun 21 Jul 2002, 23:19, archived)

c c c c c
CLASS!!
( pickledpizza couldn't give a fuck anymore. I mean, who cares??, Sun 21 Jul 2002, 22:46, archived)