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[challenge entry] Trevors TRUE agenda was becoming apparent...

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(zut, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 12:29, archived)
# threadjack
is it safe to put your head on a desktop scanner?
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 12:34, archived)
# if said desktop scanner
is on the front of a moving train then I'd say no.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 12:35, archived)
# depends on how ugly
your face is
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 12:35, archived)
# i'd imagine so
stupid possibly, but probably safe. just don't sit your fat arse on it
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 12:35, archived)
# The lamp is generally a bit high
on the UV index, unless it is one of these low-power LED driven ones...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 12:35, archived)
# make sure you look directly at the light
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 12:37, archived)
# Not if someone has had
their arse on it first.
(Smudger, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 12:35, archived)
# Try it
then tell us
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Fri 17 Oct 2003, 12:36, archived)
# rofl
ignore these silly bastards, its safe to put anything non liquid on a desktop scanner
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 12:36, archived)
# hugo rune did it
just keep your eyes closed, or at least diverted from the scanning light
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 12:36, archived)
# Then take your eyes out
and scan them afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 12:38, archived)
# completely
make sure you keep your eyes open too
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 12:36, archived)
# safe for the scanner or for you?
i imagine you'd live...
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 12:36, archived)
# where are you now?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 12:37, archived)
# who?
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 12:38, archived)
# him
djdirect. i don't care where you are
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 12:39, archived)
# the person he replied to
who else?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 12:39, archived)
# is it true
youve had sex?
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 12:38, archived)
# i am a rampant stud monkey
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 12:39, archived)
# hahahah
ahhhh... funny.
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 12:41, archived)
#
here

But catching a train to budapest in a few hours...

whacking all my pics so far here though - check out this
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 12:40, archived)
# good lord
she looks like she needs an early night.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 12:41, archived)
# some pissed estonian lass
i was dancing with so took a pic - very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 12:42, archived)
# i've seen that look in a girl's eyes before
mostly when paul is speaking to them. it's often followed swiftly by jumping out of the window
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 12:42, archived)
# bloody cheek...
i've got a nice girl waiting for me in Lithuania, so going back there via the Ukraine at some point.

they love me.
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 12:44, archived)
# times are hard behind the iron curtain...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 12:47, archived)
# Are you likely to be anwhere near poland
towards the end of November?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 12:45, archived)
# was thinking
of going back to try it on with my ex (even though shes seeing some other bloke now - grr) and stay for a few months and learn polish.

so, possibly. was there last year in november and its F***ing cold.

edit: and if you're in Krakow, stay at Nathans Villa Hostel, best place ever..
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 12:47, archived)
# the ex that threw beer on you?
and refuses to talk to you? that's a good plan...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 12:51, archived)
# i'm nothing
if not persistent ;)
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 12:53, archived)
# Man City have just been drawn against a Polish side
in the UEFA cup. The name escapes me just now, but apparently it's 30 miles from Walsaw. I should be there 26th=28th of November.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 12:51, archived)
# err as far as i know
(and its not likely to be accurate!) the only big polish league sides are Wisla Krakow and something Warsaw. Hope that its Wiswa because Warsaws a hole.
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 12:54, archived)
# "Kevin Keegan will be happier after drawing Polish unknowns Groclin"
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 12:56, archived)
# never heard of them.
but stay in Krakow, its about 2 hours from warsaw on the train and far far FAR superior.
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 12:59, archived)
# yes
remember to press hard on the glass.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 12:37, archived)
# erm
..yes, just close your eyes ¦-)
(C_R_O_W_E, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 12:39, archived)
# everyone seems to be rudely ignoring this for the threadjack
so WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 12:40, archived)
# Whoops
lost my manners for a few minutes there...

have a big YAY...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 12:44, archived)
# Bless you sir
:)
(zut, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 12:44, archived)