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(, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:00, archived)
AwwwPoor Little Jimmy, so much on his plate already with the rickets and all
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Dogtanian,
Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:01,
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jimmy ricketwasn't he a very poor comedian ?
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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn,
Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:04,
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Very nearlyJimmy Cricket! Forgot all about him, I remember his only punchline was 'Wait, there's more'. Oh how we sat in uncomfortable silence
http://mp3gags.com/comedians/jimmy_cricket.htm
(http://mp3gags.com/comedians/jimmy_cricket.htm
Dogtanian,
Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:06,
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wasn't that Frank Carson's catchphrase? thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com,
Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:09,
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Nah, that was "It's the way I tell 'em", wasn't it?ie. badly, and in a silly accent
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pxyzyzygy,
Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:11,
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It must bean Irish thing. I was nearly right, his catchphrase was "Come 'ere - There's more" as seen on his website jimmycricket.co.uk
( Dogtanian,
Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:11,
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Not forgetting, of coursethose hilarious right & left wellington boots!
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Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!,
Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:11,
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Fuck the rickettsLoook at the way his father is leering at him.
He's a dodgy cunt if ever I saw one.
(,
Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:06,
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He's a dodgy cunt if ever I saw one.
There was a doctor in my local surgerycalled Dr Rickets.
( HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages,
Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:07,
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at leastMrs Higgins got to wear an absolutely gorgeous dress before she died
*drools*
(*drools*
Staticgirl,
Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:03,
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then I can get myself stapled in to a 1950s shapeand wear it. Good.
( Staticgirl,
Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:09,
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oooh is that a link to google's cache of your own pic to save bandwith, or am i a purple sofa from croyden
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Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:10,
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It's a link to google's cacheof someone else's pic, but I thought under the circumstances it would be relevant to use it.
Besides NTL have taken away my storage, ever since I stopped paying them, cnuts!
/edit I was just in the middle of a google search when I hit f5 out of habit, bah!
/edit 2 Yes you are a puple sofa, but maybe only in the region of Croyden
(Besides NTL have taken away my storage, ever since I stopped paying them, cnuts!
/edit I was just in the middle of a google search when I hit f5 out of habit, bah!
/edit 2 Yes you are a puple sofa, but maybe only in the region of Croyden
Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪,
Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:14,
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service providers fail to provide service when service not paid foris that a surprise?
( new_matt,
Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:24,
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NoI should be given everything for free, because
I am the one and only,
Nobody I'd rather be,
I am the one and only,
You can't take that away from me
(I am the one and only,
Nobody I'd rather be,
I am the one and only,
You can't take that away from me
Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪,
Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:30,
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Arf!Funnily enough, I used to know a Jimmy Higgins, who was a right wanker and will probably end up sad and alone.
Afternoon all. The flu is in the final stages, more than half my brain is now working, and I've almost stopped coughing up omelettes. Which is nice.
(Afternoon all. The flu is in the final stages, more than half my brain is now working, and I've almost stopped coughing up omelettes. Which is nice.
pxyzyzygy,
Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:05,
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omelettesyou say ? you could do something for the homeless
( ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn,
Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:07,
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