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[challenge entry] Crap punnage I'm afraid
Twat stuck in tree

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(TheBigG, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:03, archived)
# woo
.. pannage is good
(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:04, archived)
# I thought he was a
Twunt
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:04, archived)
# Fucksocks
I'm always getting those mixed up.
(TheBigG, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:05, archived)
# /gets rifle
/aims

Edit: He's such a cunt though. I mean, the only reason everybody voted Labour in '97 is because he said he'd leave the country if they got into power.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:06, archived)
# Pxyzyzygy asks HP
"Where does that highway go to?"


Edit: I thought it was Phil Collins who promised to do what people had been telling him to do for years, ie. fuck right off.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:07, archived)
# and
the beautiful wife? and house!
(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:10, archived)
# The toppest band ever.
Ever!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:12, archived)
# thought you meant genesis for a second.
.
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:18, archived)
# Yay!
If you google for "Where is that large automobile?", the first link points to one of my posts yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:12, archived)
# no it doesn't......
at least not on my google
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:18, archived)
# Is your Google different to mine?
www.google.co.uk/search?q=%22where+is+that+large+automobile%3F%22
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:19, archived)
# works for me
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:20, archived)
# how about
on your nellie?
(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:20, archived)
# Jesus
Google's getting rather fast. Or does it just look at b3ta every five minutes like the rest of us?
(I helped save b3ta! foop, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:20, archived)
# Only every 5
minutes? Slacker!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:30, archived)
# I like this
not a lot
but I like it
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:07, archived)
# That is extremely funny!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:08, archived)
# After watching that 50 greatest magic tricks programme
i actually thought "fair enough, but he is a fucking good magician"
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:08, archived)
# some of his stuff was very good
but he kinds spoiled it with his out-of-magic twattery
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:09, archived)
# his extra-magicular activities
if you will
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:10, archived)
# hahahah

(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:14, archived)