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(terminal24, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:12, archived)
# what are ya?
Some sort of poof?
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:14, archived)
#
would a poof take you to a gay bar?
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:18, archived)
# hmmm
probably...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:20, archived)
#
what kind of logic is that?
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:25, archived)
# T.J
Veggie's are daft.

They don't eat meat but they eat things shaped like meat. I don't understand.

veggie hedgehog

"Rare please waiter"
(BadgerPirate, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:14, archived)
# they are fools
all that fake bacon and stuff.

and you can taunt and deride them as much as you like, they're too weak to fight back.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:15, archived)
# They should have their incissors pulled
so they can be easily spotted.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:17, archived)
# yeah
weedy buggers, fart at them and they fall over..
(BadgerPirate, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:20, archived)
# my boyfriend's veggie and built like a brick shithouse.
i can't beat him arm wrestling when he uses ONE finger and I use TWO hands.

so beware...soya has hidden strength
(I helped save b3ta! notshiny, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:45, archived)
# Hedgehog sandwich?
Edit: I was afraid that link may have been a little unsavoury at first, I thought it was going to talk about Teenage Vegetarian Sluts eating cock.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:15, archived)
# "there's no room for people
like you in my force, Savage, I'm transferring you to the SPG"
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:18, archived)
# Ah yes
I knew someone here would pick up on that. Should have had money on that person being you.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:22, archived)
# They don't call me Mr Rentaquote
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:28, archived)
# hmmmm meat.
.
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:15, archived)
# My first ever visit to B3TA
was after a Google search for "hedgehog flavour crisps".
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:15, archived)
# Walkers
Beef and Onion is a good likeness
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:17, archived)
# they were great
I used to go to a sawmill in welshpool (wales) which was next door to the factory...

or my dad might just have been making that up.
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:19, archived)
# welshpool is in wales?
who'd've thought it
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:30, archived)
# cock veggies.
eat meat like real people.

we're ment to be carnivors.

fake bacon is like cardboard.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:17, archived)
# actually
we're omnivores...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:18, archived)
# You beat me to that reply.
Im a veggi and proud, but, I have no problem and dont see anything wrong with other people eating meat, its simply a choice that I have made not too (partly due to personal beliefs)

I cant stand the moralistic fucking veggi hippy tree hugging wankers.
(Marwood, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:20, archived)
# Well that's a relief.
is yours a religious belief?

or purely you don't like then stoveing cows heads in.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:21, archived)
# Religious beliefs now
but started out many years ago as just not liking the thought of animals being killed for me to eat.

I'd rather them live, and I dont eat them, it was as simple a choice as that back then.
(Marwood, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:24, archived)
# but if we don't eat them
how will we keep there numbers down?

next thing you know you'll be doing your weekly shopping or in the pub and you'll be surrounded by cows and sheep.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:26, archived)
# When I remember
who you are quoting that gag from I'll tell you, slips my mind now ;-)
(Marwood, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:28, archived)
# unfortunatly it was harry enfield

i try and buy as much fresh locally slaughtered produce as possible.

one day when i move to devon i will keep my own livestock and have them slaughtered for my own gastronomical pleasure.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:31, archived)
# And good for you
My best friend has a farm, and she only eats the animals she has raised and killed herself.

I think thats much better than box reared, dailight deprived, chemical stuffed mass produced "meat" (in quotes as most of it could barely be described as meat)
(Marwood, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:34, archived)
# i think a farm would be too big for me.
perhaps just a small holding.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:37, archived)
# Isn't that
what Jeremy Beadle has?
(Marwood, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:38, archived)
# the problem is
that as they're only bred for people to eat, if we stop eating them they'll all get killed off and no more will be bred...

vegetarians are condemning whole species to extinction
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:28, archived)
# ahh the sunday afternoons we had..
....
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:24, archived)
# or health reasons?
i still don't eat a lot of meat since reading fast food nation
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:24, archived)
# good book
though odly didn't bother me like that too much.. I suspected the worst.. turned out to be true... ho humm.

Like those guys that got sued by macdonalds and it was thrown out coz it was all true
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:26, archived)
# yeah. what i meant was..
a great big bit of steak, fine. a cow shredded into oblivion and stuck back together with added preservatives, nope.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:28, archived)
# Hahaha!
Health reasons!

The amount of fags, booze and narcotics that go into me would completely negate any benefits I get from not eating meat!
(Marwood, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:27, archived)
# yeah, 'cos everything
written in books is true :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:29, archived)
# then you sir,
are enlightened.

i ate my first banana in 12 years yesterday!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:22, archived)
# You haven't been in
the 1940's again have you? You know that's frowned upon in polite society
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:23, archived)
# nah
i went off them after a very, very rotten banana warped me when i was 8. but yesterday there was one left at a work buffet so i thought "it won't kill me"
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:30, archived)
# it might have if you'd developed a severe banana allergy in the intervening time
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:32, archived)
# Did you
just piss on my mind from up there?
(Marwood, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:32, archived)
# Urgh, hate that. KFC has the
same effect on me, had a rather nasty bout of salmonella after a KFC and a few bottles of Becks so can't have either now
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:32, archived)
# It would me.
Im allergic to them.
(Marwood, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:32, archived)
# Aye. Vegetarian bacon.
"With that real bacon taste to fuck up your moral thermometer!"
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:17, archived)
# think about it
They don't eat meat cos of the bloodshed, what about the voles and doormice in the fields that get harvested? WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE ICKLE ANIMALS??
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:35, archived)
# Ha ha, nice!
TJ - anyone know if Max Payne 2 is out in the UK today, or is it next week?
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:15, archived)
# try
www.tothegame.com for up to date release info

and it's due out on the 24th
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:18, archived)
# I'll bet
www.game.uk.com knows...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:18, archived)
# Mac or PC?
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:19, archived)
# mac??
yeah right - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA..

may get released to mac but 6 months later.. if it does at all
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:21, archived)
# thanks
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:22, archived)
# was oct 15th
so is out now.

edit - that was us release date, should be 24th of this month. but you know what these games companies are like.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:19, archived)
# Don't go to this one...
www.b3ta.com/board/2163622
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:17, archived)