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# Not me, but my brother
A guy who lived on the same floor as him in uni halls went away for the weekend, so they broke into his room and mixed a load of jelly in his sink and let it set. Apparently he spent hours scooping it out once he got back.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 20:55, archived)
# why
didn't he just use boiling water?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 20:58, archived)
# clever kitten
.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 21:00, archived)
# I don't know
maybe he was stupid
(, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 21:01, archived)
# certainly sounds it
hot water cures all

even burns
(, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 21:04, archived)
# hmmm,
well, no, duct tape is the force holding the universe together, but hot water is certainly a close second
(, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 23:13, archived)
# because when it cooled...
...in the drain again he'd need a plumber
(, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 22:31, archived)
# my mate
at uni jellified his flatmates tv remote control then left the jelly brick on the table
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 13:29, archived)
# he he
we put our english teachers stapler in jelly (yes the ofice, yes was our insperation)she wasent very amused. oh come to think about it we did loads of stuff to her, like we used to kidnap her stationary and well any thing she left about (car keys, course work, her computer) and post her ransom notes, ahhh those where the days
(, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 11:23, archived)
# If you want pranks on teachers,
If you want pranks on teachers,
We had general studies in one of those nasty pre-fab huts you get, and the teacher was the usual spoon you get in that sort of subject. Just before lunch break, we locked the teacher in his cupboard and cellotaped the key to the outside of his window where he was the only one that could see it, but not reach it
(, Fri 24 Oct 2003, 16:19, archived)
# No surprise...
...that it was your English teacher who was the recipient of your pranks. ;-)
(, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 14:27, archived)