We were in this pub once,
and they had flat touch-screen thingies on the table, so you could order your food, and drinks, and stuff like that.

you could also play movies, in what seemed like a shell of Windows Media Player, so I said to my mate (who was driving, therefore sober) "See if you can right-click it, to make it full screen."

He held his hand up to the screen, and extended his little finger, and then thought "oh fuck," while my friends and I rolled around in laughter.

Well, it was funny at the time. Really.
( jola, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 20:57, archived)

do you use
your little finger to right click?
(Jibbed, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 0:42, archived)

(Harry, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 9:09, archived)

I use
My driving finger to right click.
You know, the one you hold up when driving.....
(Dangermouse., Mon 27 Oct 2003, 12:02, archived)