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[challenge entry] Why shop news
when you can make it!

Note - This was nearly three years ago, I was only warned, and my parents were most of the audience.

From the Local News challenge. See all 295 entries (closed)

(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 2:00, archived)
# Does that headline mean:
Blowing up pumpkins rather than blowing on pumpkins?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 2:02, archived)
# of course it does...
you don't blow on pumpkins with explosives.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 2:03, archived)
# no, i mean...
with it saying...

oh, never mind
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 2:04, archived)
# oh, i get you.
hehe.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 2:06, archived)
# oh got ya, never looked at it that way.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 2:08, archived)
# hahahahaha!
i like the fact that it includes the helpful notice that the explosives can kill children.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 2:03, archived)
# A fact worth remembering
this Christmas.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 2:04, archived)
# is it a warning or a suggestion
I cannot decide
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 2:08, archived)
# i think
we both know the answer to that.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 2:09, archived)
# why yes yes we do
how's your self any how - I've not been b3taring with my usual vigour of late
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 2:12, archived)
# pleasant enough.
ARE YOU GOING to the halow333n.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 2:14, archived)
# I might pop down
depends on cash and getting my shit together - that and not being scared shitless of my first bash

You going to get it together for this one?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 2:17, archived)
# i have almost completely organised myself for this one.
haven't purchased train tickets yet though.
other than that, i'm ready.
oh, and i need to make a sign with "SirSandGoblin" written on it, so people can recognise me when I get to the pre-bash.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 2:18, archived)
# If I can get the cash I'll head down
I'll even bake
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 2:24, archived)
# BAKE?!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 2:25, archived)
# heh
i remember when i was about 13 or so i almost burned down our house when a smoke bomb i was making went off on the stove and shot a pretty multi-colored flame almost up to the ceiling.
i'll tell you about it more here.
you know that if you mix salt-petre with sugar in a 2:1 ratio that'll make a nice flare. well i was making this in a used tin can on the kitchen stove and i put a home made fuse into it. went out and tried to set it off, but the fuse wouldnt catch due to the wind, so i decided to take it back it, remelt it, and stick in some matches. while doing this oh so intelligent thing the can got hot and set the whole bugger up and then "WHOOSH!", huge flame reaching almost up the ceiling and smoke coming out from it and covering everything. im screaming for my ma at this point and she rushes in getting ready to throw a pot over it when it went out. the freaking kitchen walls where never the same color again. turned yellow. after this ma made me do all my mad scientist experiments in the garage.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 2:09, archived)
# why
Thankyou for the information...

this will be fun in chem class tommoro
(, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 3:52, archived)