We made his girlfriend cry.Together with a compatriot of mine, we wallpapered a friend's bedroom with porn while said friend was out at dinner with his girl... lots and lots of hardcore porn, taken from magazines of various fetishes and sexual orientations. Wall to wall porn, floor to ceiling, and even on the ceiling.
We later found out that his girl had never seen porn before. She had never even seen a single porno mag or porn site on the Internet. Apparently, the sudden exposure to wall-to-wall reproductive anatomy & explicit shagging was too much for the poor girl to bear, and she broke down into hysterical unconsolable sobbing.
We laughed anyway.
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We later found out that his girl had never seen porn before. She had never even seen a single porno mag or porn site on the Internet. Apparently, the sudden exposure to wall-to-wall reproductive anatomy & explicit shagging was too much for the poor girl to bear, and she broke down into hysterical unconsolable sobbing.
We laughed anyway.
Pure Halarious!EArgh, I have spammed someone's (a dormmate of mine) account on Hotmail/yahoo to have , you know, at Newgrounds.com it asks you to sign up for "various Webzines" such as "Tit news monthly" sometimes? In case you haven't noticed, they make good spam to 23 year old men with girlfriends. Grr. Poor guy shrieked at the top of his lungs, and busted a few blood vessels in his face when he checked his mail. even worse, his Girl had his password and log-in. She got the same spamtreatment the next time we heard of her. *Grin*
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