I was hospitalized for a while, and my brother came visit.Now, in the bathrooms in the hospital, there's a little chain on the side, which calls a nurse in case of emergency. My brother needed the bathroom. Just before he went, I was sure to let him know that the flushing lever didnt work, and that they had put the chain there for easier flushing access...
Ah, how amusing the panicked cries of 'CODE BROWN' were...
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 3:54,
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Ah, how amusing the panicked cries of 'CODE BROWN' were...
my grandma(rest her soul) had a stroke and was paralysed from the waist down. I used to take her for walks in the afternoon, to a park with a pond featuring ducks and geese. Well, ducks are cool but geese are cunts and are always hissing and charging you. the bastards. anyway, one day i had decided that i had had enuff of grannies shite, so i took her by the pond where all the geese are, and fiplled her chair over. OH, how i laughed as the geese swarmed my parapeligc grannie and proceeded to pluck her eyes out! What a prank!
Just kidding, but the other story is really true :p
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 4:29,
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Just kidding, but the other story is really true :p