My mate.........fell asleep in an armchair in a drunken stupor, so we picked it up, carried it outside and left him in the middle of the road where he happily carried on sleeping while the traffic went by on either side...
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 9:11,
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more confession than prank.My dad once won a bottle of vodka in a raffle. I was about 16 and working at a hotel, one night we had a party in one of the staff rooms and we quickly ran out of booze so knowing my old man hated vodka I popped home and nicked it with the intention of replacing it. A great time was had by all and in the morning I took the bottle and filled it with water and put it back in the cupboard for the time being...
A couple of days later an opportunity arose where I could replace the water with a fresh bottle. Upon opening the booze cupboard I saw that the vodka was gone and in its place was a bottle of nice rum...
I didn't have a clue as to what could have happened and I really couldnt ask my folks so I kept quiet until that evening when we were all sat round having dinner and there is a banging on the front door.
My dad gets up to answer it and it turns out to be one of my dads workmates. Hes screaming at the top of his lungs "YOU FUCKING CUNT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR SOME KIND OF FUCKING IDIOT?!" WHY WOULD TRY SOMETHING LIKE THIS?" whereupon he smashes a bottle of vodka on the doorstop. "ITS FUCKING WATER YOU CUNT!" I was nearly shitting my pants by this time but my Dad eventually calmed him down and reasoned with him and gave him back the rum he had swapped for the vodka!
My parents questioned me and I have denied everything to this day, they are convinced the raffle organisers did it and even went so far as to get another bottle of vodka from them.
Ah I feel cleansed.
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 10:34,
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A couple of days later an opportunity arose where I could replace the water with a fresh bottle. Upon opening the booze cupboard I saw that the vodka was gone and in its place was a bottle of nice rum...
I didn't have a clue as to what could have happened and I really couldnt ask my folks so I kept quiet until that evening when we were all sat round having dinner and there is a banging on the front door.
My dad gets up to answer it and it turns out to be one of my dads workmates. Hes screaming at the top of his lungs "YOU FUCKING CUNT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR SOME KIND OF FUCKING IDIOT?!" WHY WOULD TRY SOMETHING LIKE THIS?" whereupon he smashes a bottle of vodka on the doorstop. "ITS FUCKING WATER YOU CUNT!" I was nearly shitting my pants by this time but my Dad eventually calmed him down and reasoned with him and gave him back the rum he had swapped for the vodka!
My parents questioned me and I have denied everything to this day, they are convinced the raffle organisers did it and even went so far as to get another bottle of vodka from them.
Ah I feel cleansed.