Disposable flash bulbswired in series with any electronic equipments power switch is usually good for a laugh.
I've not tried this (yet).
(I've not tried this (yet).
Vermin,
Wed 22 Oct 2003, 9:55,
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When my sisterWas joking about my fish dieing (the one that sufferd brain trama when SHE droped the bowl...the other one is still alive nearly 2 years on)I hung all (most cause she has loads)her My Little Ponies round with nooses round there plastic heads, pinned onto the celing.
She was 18 at the time and not pleased.
(She was 18 at the time and not pleased.
Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year,
Wed 22 Oct 2003, 10:04,
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continuing the My Little Pony theme....i collect MLPs, and before my mate left for summer holidays from our student house, I removed the head off one and lay it on his pillow.
Not quite the Mafia Godmother though, am I?
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 12:22,
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Not quite the Mafia Godmother though, am I?
Once I went skinny dippingwith my friends and we didn't invite one friend (cause he wasn't allowed out for some reason) and when we got back (we were staying over all in the same room) we found all of our belongings out of the window, a teddy bearr hanging from the curtain rail by a feather boa wearing my spare bra and slipknot playing at full volume, with a note stating "revenge is SWEAT".
Boys.
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 13:15,
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Boys.
Party PoppersA friend of mine spent a fair amount of money on new computer components - new motherboard, case, PSU, memory, graphics card et cetera...
He spent a couple of hours putting it together, and when he had finished and went to push the power button, I set off a party popper (under the desk, where he couldn't see it) - he was so shocked he couldn't speak for about 15 seconds.
(He spent a couple of hours putting it together, and when he had finished and went to push the power button, I set off a party popper (under the desk, where he couldn't see it) - he was so shocked he couldn't speak for about 15 seconds.
JimM,
Wed 22 Oct 2003, 22:49,
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Speaking of party poppers......me and some mates found a great use for them a few years ago. We were driving along through some small town, with a bag of party poppers in the car for some reason, and saw a pair of kevs walking along the pavement, so we slowed down and pulled in a bit and basically performed a 'drive by' on them using a party popper, they looked like they'd shit themselves before they opened their eyes and saw streamers all over themselves :)
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Thu 23 Oct 2003, 14:42,
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Party PoppersHa! Amatuers!
I went through a bit of a demolitions faze when I was about 14.. I used to rig party popper booby traps all over the house.
If you tape the body of a party pooper to a wall near a door and then tape the detonator string to the door itself (with some electrical tape) you can get the popper to go off when the door is opened.
I used to spend hours playing pyschological games with my mother.. She used to work nights and would come home in the early hours of the morning when all was quiet.. firstly i rigged a couple to go off as she opened an vestibule door or some thing. But she soon got wise to that and started to check the doors before she opened them too far.. So, OK, I then started put 2 poppers on the door.. one where i usually put them, say at the bottom of the door, which she would find and disarm, but she would miss the popper that I had rigged at the top of the door.. and BANG! bwoo ha ha..
Soon she got wise to that too so.. I would sacrifice the 2 poppers on the one door to lull her into a false sense of security and ten stretch a trip wire across the hallway so she would think she was safe.. the best place to put it is a couple of feet before the lightswitch . bwoo ha ha..
Also being an inconsiderate male who can't piss straight I would naturally leave the toilet seat up after necturating... Of course I had taped a popper to the seat and the side of the cistern.. bwoo ha ha..
Plus years ago we had one of those house mobile phones that she always used to leave in her bedroom.. so I rigged that to go off when she picked it up.. that one was lying there for a couple of days before it finally went off.. She screamed dropped the phone and broke it.. D'oh!
Anything can be rigged if you think about it.. Cupboard doors, tins of food.. etc..
I can't wait for th UK to be invaded so my latent talents can be employed fighting guerilla actions!
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Fri 24 Oct 2003, 15:07,
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I went through a bit of a demolitions faze when I was about 14.. I used to rig party popper booby traps all over the house.
If you tape the body of a party pooper to a wall near a door and then tape the detonator string to the door itself (with some electrical tape) you can get the popper to go off when the door is opened.
I used to spend hours playing pyschological games with my mother.. She used to work nights and would come home in the early hours of the morning when all was quiet.. firstly i rigged a couple to go off as she opened an vestibule door or some thing. But she soon got wise to that and started to check the doors before she opened them too far.. So, OK, I then started put 2 poppers on the door.. one where i usually put them, say at the bottom of the door, which she would find and disarm, but she would miss the popper that I had rigged at the top of the door.. and BANG! bwoo ha ha..
Soon she got wise to that too so.. I would sacrifice the 2 poppers on the one door to lull her into a false sense of security and ten stretch a trip wire across the hallway so she would think she was safe.. the best place to put it is a couple of feet before the lightswitch . bwoo ha ha..
Also being an inconsiderate male who can't piss straight I would naturally leave the toilet seat up after necturating... Of course I had taped a popper to the seat and the side of the cistern.. bwoo ha ha..
Plus years ago we had one of those house mobile phones that she always used to leave in her bedroom.. so I rigged that to go off when she picked it up.. that one was lying there for a couple of days before it finally went off.. She screamed dropped the phone and broke it.. D'oh!
Anything can be rigged if you think about it.. Cupboard doors, tins of food.. etc..
I can't wait for th UK to be invaded so my latent talents can be employed fighting guerilla actions!
your a bit of a prat really huh? Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™,
Fri 24 Oct 2003, 21:56,
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