dead rabbitA friend at college had a dog. This dog was a bit of a nutty bastard. It managed to get to his neighbours garden and broke into the rabbit hutch. The rabbit died a horribel bloody death. When the dog brought my mate the rabbit as some kind of present, my mate, instead of telling the neighbour or giving it a descent burial, decided to clean it up, put it in a shoe box. From the top it looked like a stuffed toy, with no apparent goryness. A little bit of wrapping paper later and he had the perfect gift for a girl in one of his classes. She was physically sick when she tried to lift the mangled beast out of the box and the bloody underside was exposed. It seemed even funnier considering he was the head of our college's christian union.
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Wed 22 Oct 2003, 10:03,
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At Art collegeWe had this Photography teacher called Phil who was a funny bloke we had a laugh with. One day some lads in my class were laughting and told us to follow them to the staff carpark. One of the guys worked in a factory and got hold of huge factory sized clingfilm which another guy had completely wrapped Phils car in, and toped it up with a big bow.
Phil wasn't too impressed...the shock of his face was a picture.He proceded to blame my friend lisa who was getting a load of bitching so after he asked if I knew anything, i just said I thought it was done by a guy with long hair.
Later that day, the guys responseble werent in trouble but they tied me to a chair with the remaining film (which i escaped and got rugby tacked to the ground)
(Phil wasn't too impressed...the shock of his face was a picture.He proceded to blame my friend lisa who was getting a load of bitching so after he asked if I knew anything, i just said I thought it was done by a guy with long hair.
Later that day, the guys responseble werent in trouble but they tied me to a chair with the remaining film (which i escaped and got rugby tacked to the ground)
Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year,
Wed 22 Oct 2003, 10:25,
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