While we're on the subject.........of harcore pornography (ok we weren't but I'm creative) I used to live with this guy at Uni who's very conventional dad was on the way to pick him up to get him home to mummy.
His clip-frame collage of all his mates from home hadn't escaped our attention and was duly 'modified' to our tastes using a selection of porno mags from the cubboard under the stairs (where porn is always kept). The most puke-wretchingly vile readers wives (including the most nasty stinging minger I've ever seen with huge dragon tattood across her giblets)was pasted in along with many others, including also 'featured reader' Albert who was about 70 and was proudly showing off his shrivelled manhood.
Funnily enough, from a distance, the collage of porn wasn't as stikingly different to that of his mates from home and his dad didn't actually notice it - nor did he, for about two weeks after that......until...........one evening..... he was no longer a happy little tosser......'YOU FUCKING BASTARDS' - Very loud. (very very loud).
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His clip-frame collage of all his mates from home hadn't escaped our attention and was duly 'modified' to our tastes using a selection of porno mags from the cubboard under the stairs (where porn is always kept). The most puke-wretchingly vile readers wives (including the most nasty stinging minger I've ever seen with huge dragon tattood across her giblets)was pasted in along with many others, including also 'featured reader' Albert who was about 70 and was proudly showing off his shrivelled manhood.
Funnily enough, from a distance, the collage of porn wasn't as stikingly different to that of his mates from home and his dad didn't actually notice it - nor did he, for about two weeks after that......until...........one evening..... he was no longer a happy little tosser......'YOU FUCKING BASTARDS' - Very loud. (very very loud).