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[challenge entry] Some local news can be quite partizan

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(conuil, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 11:23, archived)
# Die.
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 11:24, archived)
# they're clearly being picked on
as they're all angelic*

*this statement may be utter horseshit

p.s. AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! KIEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 11:24, archived)
# not being into sport
i don't get it, so have a semi-woo.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 11:24, archived)
# Apparently
a bunch of over-paid, under-educated sportsmen failed to propell a bag of air round a piece of grass with sufficient gusto...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 11:27, archived)
# has the prime minister been informed?
this could be quite serious.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 11:28, archived)
# no, don't tell him now
it might kill him, wait until he's better...

Ah fuck it, tell him.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 11:29, archived)
# Well Krusty, that depends how you define a "Labour Crisis"...
wait no, it's all bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 11:29, archived)
# Gusto
the new wonder spice, tastes great with fish, beef or even clam chowder
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 11:28, archived)
# i would have thought gusto
would be an air freshener. as in Glade Gusto: For After Curries
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 11:32, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 11:25, archived)
# hurrah!
nice...cock...erm....
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 11:29, archived)
# what odd clothes
those young men are wearing
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 11:26, archived)
# They inflate upon impact
(hidden gas canisters you see).

It's a safety precaution due to the exceptionally violent nature of their leisure activity.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 11:28, archived)
# what?
forcing themselves on young ladies in hotel rooms?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 11:31, archived)
# sounds like fun
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 11:36, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 11:40, archived)
# standing well back from the line
like a good girl!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 11:48, archived)
# Partisan
be dat grated cheese fo' yo' spaghetti, right?
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 11:27, archived)