Many Moons AgoThere was a Right Twunt in our village, ownwed a 'customised' Ford Capri.
Furry Dice, Air Horns, Jacked-up Rear Suspension, Go Faster Stripe. Very Tasteful.
This Arsehole pissed virtually the entire village off, driving around day and night sounding off his air horns, wheelspinning away from everywhere - just generally being a Capri owner.
Me and a mate removed his front hubcaps, put some old rusty nuts and bolts behind them and araldited the fuckers back on.
Idiot had his engine removed and rebuilt twice before he found out what had been done.
He never found out who'd done it.
Got jailed a few years back for sex with an underage girl. Some Twunts never get any better
(Furry Dice, Air Horns, Jacked-up Rear Suspension, Go Faster Stripe. Very Tasteful.
This Arsehole pissed virtually the entire village off, driving around day and night sounding off his air horns, wheelspinning away from everywhere - just generally being a Capri owner.
Me and a mate removed his front hubcaps, put some old rusty nuts and bolts behind them and araldited the fuckers back on.
Idiot had his engine removed and rebuilt twice before he found out what had been done.
He never found out who'd done it.
Got jailed a few years back for sex with an underage girl. Some Twunts never get any better
The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !,
Wed 22 Oct 2003, 11:46,
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